Welcome to The Jokes Party One More Time

As Usual, You are All Invited

Girls, Drinks & Drugs on The House

Come Have Fun

3 Million Dollars to The Best 5 Jokes

Winners Will Be Announced After One Week From Now

Let The Fun Begin

I can hardly contain my excitement.

Well Ragnarok please try, because we're still cleaning up the mess you made last time, ok? 

Ragnarok.

Bows

You can wire my prize directly to me.

Ronin's next paper?

bows

Hey, I take offence to that! I'm going to be writing for that paper!

Mainly because I get them for free and need something to line the birdcage with... but still! 

I implore you to write one of your own raggy roo. We could always use more incessant bitching in our world.

I'll pass dear Ronin. We have enough useless shit being spewed thanks to you. Keep up the stellar work lad.

I'd hardly say it's useless. You're one of two people I've heard negative feedback from. At last count, we've received 84 positive posts, mails, and/or tips. I think I'll take the majority's opinion and their desire for us to continue writing as a success.

I think this stems more from jealousy. It's okay little fella, not everyone can be this talented. You are still very special, I'm sure.

Tycho walks in to the venue after receiving an invite from MasterMind. The place was just starting to get filled up and the stage wasn't even completed yet. Some technical employees were still setting up the microphone. Tycho was disappointed to see that someone was ruining the atmosphere with his negativity. Tycho approached MasterMind.

"Hey there, buddy. Nice setup you have here. Don't worry about them over there. Just remember, some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off it's a beautiful day. I'm sure the fun will get started soon."

Tycho walked signaled a bartender and order a cuban rum for him and MasterMind.

"I take it you have some fine cigars to go with this, MasterMind?"

Mastermind smiles to Tycho and welcomes him to the party saying : Welcome to The Party, Thanks for Coming my Friend.

Cigars, Sure then he points to one of his associates to get the finest box of cigars from the Cabinet.

This Cigars are made specially for me at one of the best Cigar Factories in Cuba, You will love it.

Appelsap was enjoying a nice glas of wisky in the corner of a small place he thought only he knew. So he was very surpriced to see that Mastermind was walking into this place, HIS place.  He was just about to get up when he realised it was during the day and seeing he wasn't allowed to drink during the day he got back to his seat. He was going to wait for Mastermind to leave and let him enjoy his nice drinks. 

But then Mastermind hang his announcement at the window and he asked the bartender if he like what it said. But Appelsap still didn't know what the big thing was Mastermind was organising. It seemed to be something big so his quite drinking place was ruined. Appelsap got a bit mad but what could he do. He didn't want to lose his place and he didn't want Senza to know he was here drinking. So he waved over a waiter. 

"could you get me a large bottle of wiskey and some food, and make sure that guy that just walked in doesn't see you when you serve me. And could you check in with me every now and then. So i don't run out of drinks or food. "

So after a few hours of hidding in the corner of this nice place. getting service without Mastermind knowing it Appelsap hears some people trying to be funny but they fail. It seems like this was a joke contest, an seeing the new arrival it seems like Mastermind was sending invites already. if even the small time gangsters are already getting into this place he would have recieved an invite to. 

Or atleast he would have gotten an invite if Mastermind could find him but i guess he didn't. So when Tycho was talking to Mastermind Appelsap walked out the back door and entered the front. But he noticed the sign joke competition, that sounds nice. 

As he enters he walks up to Mastermind. 

"hey nice to see another joke night from you, it has been a while. and like you know i don't know any joke, i do have some riddles do those count as well?  O never mind I'm just going to tell you one. "

Completely round is fairly rare.

Bright and shiny when i'm there.

When i'm not,  they call me new.

But I'm old. Older than you.

"Now guess what am I ? "

why do itallian men have mustaches?

so they can look like their mothers.

 

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.

There was once this man named Jimmy. He had a nice house, a stable job, and overall was a wealthy man. He wasn't much of a drinker and had never done drugs, but he was absolutely addicted to going to the brothel. He spent A LOT of money on it, and it was starting to cripple was wealth.

One week he didn't go to work for three straight days because he was at the brothel, and just kind of stayed there. When he tried to go back to work, his boss wouldn't have him. This caused Jimmy to have to sell his house and take out a smaller mortgage on an apartment. This didn't stop him from going to the brothels though. He was hooked and he would pay any amount of money to feel the ecstasy of fucking a complete stranger.

Eventually he became bankrupt, and he was kicked out of the apartment. He was now a bum living on the streets. He only had a few more dollars left, but he scrounged up what he had and went to the brothel one last time.

Jimmy: "Hey, I'm a little broke and I was wondering if you had anything for five dollars?"

Brothel Owner: "Well we don't have any women, but we do have a chicken."

Jimmy was confused, but decided that a chicken would be better than his hand, so he payed the money. He was taking to a back room where he had sex with a chicken (surprisingly the most illegal thing he had ever done in the building).

A couple days went by and Jimmy had scrounged up ten dollars. Against his better judgement he took it to the brothel.

Jimmy: "Hello again. I was just wondering if that chicken is still available for five dollars. I would like to pay ten for twice the time."

Brothel Owner: "Actually we had the chicken for dinner last night, but we have something better for ten dollars. Would you be interested?"

Jimmy: "Sounds good to me."

He hands the ten dollars over and follows him to a dark room. In the room is three seats all facing a one-way mirror. One the other side of the glass there is a lesbian three-way going on. There is already a man in one of the seats, but Jimmy doesn't seem to mind. He sits down beside him and watches. Jimmy leans over to the man and starts some small talk.

Jimmy: "Good show, huh?"

Guy: "Yeah this is pretty hot. You should have been here a couple days ago though. It was fuckin' hilarious. Some guy fucked a chicken."

Crimzon's ears perked up as he heard a Applesap a short distance away.

Yes! I love riddles!

He sat with his drink a moment and pondered the words over. This was a good one he thought. Then it clicked.

Applesap! You're the moon!?