I guarantee you, there is a secret message somewhere in the quotes. Can you find it?

"Time is a valuable thing. You can never have too much of it, but you can always lose it. It's crazy how it flies, soars the skies, and then has a moment of silence. Tik Tok, as the second hand moves slightly. 2 seconds gone, in just a little sound in the air waves of humanity, eternally taking something you will never see or hear from again.

Sometimes, this thing we know as time can slow down. It can slow down to a very slow pace. This can, and usually happens when we're eating something delicious for the very first time, or when you finally ask that one person out that you've been liking for years, and they could actually say yes. That's the thing about time that's very unique. It can be faster than light, slower than molasses, but still the rationalistic measure of incremental measurements. Think of how much time, now, you have spent trying to read and make sense of this eloquently written paragraph. I am here to burst your bubble. There is no secret message. You have wasted your time reading this long thread for nothing.

Maybe I'm wrong. Is there a secret message? Did I play with your mind? Did your mind play me? Can you see it? I want to tell you so effin badly, but then, that would ruin it. If you can see it, then I quote DJ Khaled to you sir/ma'am, "You smart... You a GENIUS." You are smart, and you are a genius. Or, maybe I'm just really bad at making secret messages, and you can see it straight away. Either way, someone should applaud your effort. That's why I'm here; to make you think, make you laugh, or make you smile. Share this with anyone you know that might like this. Or, just keep it to yourself. Either way, if you found it, kudos to you. If you haven't found it, then go, and ask someone for help. You can also get one more shot at trying to figure it out, but it may be difficult. Here's one clue; it's very easy. Now, have a blast in trying to figure it out."

Did you find it? If so, say so either in a post, or in a message to me (so that you don't spoil it). Either way is fine by me.

UPDATE--- So sorry, but it doesn't work at all. The side letters were supposed to spell out "The Secret Message", but the written form and reading form changed the font a little bit, thus ruining the arrangement of the letters. Again, so sorry to waste your time. I promise to do another one (lol, another one) that will work this time. :) ---UPDATE