Walks next to his bar and lets out a big screem.

God damn. My bussiness is goin out of bussiness. I need people to go there. Why are you not goin to my bar. Points at a women, and the women slaped him. Bitch. He muttered to himself.

But why. I need more costumers and a new bartender. It's in Detriot. And also we have sports bidding. I'll hold on the money of course. But please come down. If no one comes down in a week, I have no choice but to shut it down. If you do come, I'll put out free food for a whole entire WEEK!!!

So come on down. :)

PLEASE!

Oderus the Warlord stands before Sweeney listening intently

A raving endorsement indeed.

I feel pity for you and will make sure to frequent your establishment the next time I am in the fine city of Detroit. Perhaps I could meet some associates of mine there. If you would like some suggestions on how to draw some business and patrons I will be happy to offer you assistance. For a fee of course.

I would suggest a more upbeat approach to advertise your bar in the future though. Best of luck to you.

Oderus pats Sweeney on the back and proceeds about his business... the death business!!!"

Terry laughs loudly.

"I will come down to your bar and bbq, when next I am in Detroit. I would advise you to think more carefully about how to advertise your property in future though, sometimes being polite and friendly will get you the customers, not screaming rabidly about how you are going out of business. But whatever you feel best."

And also we have sports bidding. I'll hold on the money of course. But please come down.

Please explain this comment to me. I do not understand what you are talking about. I shall await your explanation before I go to your bar. If your explanation sounds appealing, I shall grant you my patronage. Perhaps by explaining what you have to offer the public rather than what the public can do for you will get some people in the door. Tales of woe are generally not good selling points.

Corky, with a mouthful of pastes, mutters to himself...

Some of those women could use hockey helmets just like mine!

He rushes back to his family headquarters to draft up a business plan

Oderus I have no idea to explain. If you and your buddy want to bet for money. Then do it. For istants EAgles v.s Redskins. And you guys can bet money. Or you can bet money with me it don't matter. And I'll hold the money. If you think I'm goin to steal the money I can get someone to hold it for us.

And Terry, yeah I'm sorry for bein a dumbass in do advertiseing. But just wanna spice it up. ;)

And last but not least Corky. Um coky your comment was random as hell. I'm not a girl and yea, what the hell was that all about. LOL.

I'll visit next time I stop by Detroit,  Sweeney

I will bartend if you like....but um...I can't be held responsible for whatever happens tho.

That's fine. So welcome to the team. The Bar team!

Marley, standing on the corner over-hears the conversation

Marley thinks to himself, "I'd stop through, but I bet pork is the main dish. On the other hand, I'll pass"

Lites a joint because he thinks too much

Sweeney you handed that job out to Blackstacks without even reading a CV, you don't even care what he's like. That bussines could either go up in flames or maybe BlackStacks is a hidden gem who knows, all i know is, i'll be there to watch!

Um Grassboy, BlackStacks is a girl. And she is in my family. LOL. Oh and I trust her.

I am a Gem, lol

I'll come visit Sweeney. [: