Kates opens the window of her office in the Renaissance HQ and shouts out into the streets.

I hereby pledge to financially and emotionally ruin anyone who henceforth comes to the streets with a repetitive or lazy loan business. I will leave you a crying, miserable sack of humanity if you do so.

Yes, any well thought out and nonrepetitive loan businesses will be spared.

No, I do not speak for the city of Detroit as a whole. Only on behalf of myself and what I believe is a silent majority.

That is all.

Shuts the window.

Listens to Kates

I understand you Ms Kates, being repetitive is stupid and I am having words with Tommy_Peggorino about his repetitive business advertising. I am sure the gods of our community will agree with us.

Recro concurs in full support of this matter.

Good Day to all.

The window is shut, but Noah yells at it anyway

I gotta agree with yous Kates, we get all these two bit hustlers over here -loan this, money that, oy gevalt! I gotta say I got my fingers in a few pies you understand - I've always been good with money, sure, I'll loan some guy a few dollars now and then, I'll invest in someones restaurant and take a heatlhy cut, but I'm a classy guy.

Noah waves a hand covered in ostentatious signet rings as if to emphasise the point

So it's these bums that get me real upset, make us loan sharks looks all bad!

Jono while walking down a street in Detroit is startled to hear a woman shouting from a building window. Realizing it's Kates he shouts back

Philly would be glad to help in any way possible! God damn these things are getting annoying. Rid of them and i'll be a happy man!

I agree with you Kate but I just want to point out that my business was thought out and I had it approved by many people before I set it up. I did not keep posting about it and making it a big deal in the streets I kept it where it should be in the business district. I have never posted about it until now when I had to post to try and save my business from being over run but a person whos idea was not as well thought out as it should be. I apologize if I am one of the people you are referring to.

I apologize to everybody,I made a mistake,I had one of the two threads deleted,it won't happen again.

Hmm... So we all make mistakes as long as it doesn't happen again. Tommy I suggest polishing your business and gettin the right auth to set it up in the correct place.

Starshine shouts "HEAR HEAR!" From the street below.

Listens, shakes his head, and begins to take down all the posters of the loan business he was about to open...in New Orleans...and sighs.

There goes my next business venture. 

Gaius inhales on his cigarette deeply before nodding his head in agreement with Don Kates...

Stealing idea's that have been done, time and time again are getting quite annoying. Not to mention the fact I feel like there's a loanshark on every corner of every city nowadays. Well said kates. If you need any assistance in carrying out said discipline, please feel free to let me know.

Geez, Gaius, when you say it like that, it sounds so bad.

I just wanted to open a loan business to be punished by Kates. 

Why yes, Kates, I AM interested in a loan. What are your rates?

Marley shakes his head, laughs and keeps his mouth closed, in order to avoid the usual confusion