SpikeS steps out in a priest suit that he stole off some dude who was standing outside of a school.

Well, today is a blessed day because we are here to celebrate the wedding of MorphyRichards and the turkey Kimble. The two of them got their marriage done at City Hall this afternoon quickly, without much warning though the love between the two of them has been very passionate and strong. Many of us have had to witness their public displays of affection on several occasions. Today, however, they are finally tying the knot, which coincides on the eve of Kimble’s most favorite day of the year, Thanksgiving.

Their love has been much like a wildfire tearing up the brush during a drought season. Personally, I have never let Kimble dry out, given all the basting I’ve given him. However, MorphyRichards doesn’t need a baster to keep Kimble moist. If it wasn’t for MorphyRichards, Kimble turkey would probably be significantly less tender, and Thanksgiving would have been ruined.

Tonight MorphyRichards will consummate his marriage to Kimble, but tomorrow Kimble turkey will be open for all to help stuff before going in the oven for the final heating. It will be a glorious time, and we will all go home full of turkey, because he has a lot of breast to give so he will survive the vulturous actions we may or may not commit.

Please give them your congratulations, and love, and be sure to be ready to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow with Kimble, the wild turkey.

SpikeS skips away tra la la. 

Raelyn dabs at her eyes with a tissue, "That was a beautiful ceremony" she says to the person next to her, "Its so nice to see true love like that these days." 

Rita listens as Rayln expresses her emotions about the ceremony.

"These things always make me cry, can I have one of those tissues?"

"Oh absolutely." she says as she reaches in her purse to grab a few spare tissues for Rita_Hayworth. "I make sure to bring plenty, because I'm the same. Always cry at weddings." She says before daintily blowing her nose. 

Rita grasped the tissue from Rayln and dabbed her own eyes a couple of times.

"It was beautiful, You know I can see the after party getting a bit crazy."

She grinned at the Godmother, "Two words for you, Rita_Hayworth." she said, "Turkey Basters."

Rita chuckles a bit inside trying not to draw attention to herself, she looks over at Rayln and shakes her head.

"So what you're saying is this might be an experience of a lifetime, either that or we may be scarred for life?"

She shrugs a little bit and looks around before leaning in closer to Rita_Hayworth to say, "Little of column A, little of column B..." before gigging behind her tissue and struggling to make it sound like deep emotional sobs of happiness instead. 

Hayley claps for the couple, they were just so cute together.

Its about time you got married.  You guys are just perfect for each other. 

She wanders off, yelling lewd comments at MorphyRichards. 

Ronin sneaks into the wedding to prey on the lowered standards and poor self esteem of the bride's still single friends. He eyes Rita_Hayworth maliciously.

"Oh hey there Rita. Don't you just love weddings?"

Grin.

Frank - being new to the city didn't know if he was invited to the wedding.  But - What Frank also knows is that weddings mean booze - and oftentimes free booze!!  So - who wants to worry about a fucking invitation?! There's booze to drink - and lots of it!!

Frank stumbles in and looks for a bar - then looks over at the happy couple.  He's missing something clearly.  Oh well.  Let's get drunk!!

Frank finds the bar and starts slamming shots before someone escorts him out.

Congratulations Kimble and Morphy! I always knew you two were a great couple, it's a glorious day when two people such as yourselves, who love each other so much can finally wed! JackRuby throws some rice on the couple as they walk by him

Rita noticed Ronin eyeing her up as the happy couple embraced themselves, she had just dabbed her eyes one more time with the same tissue she had bummed off of Rayln earlier. As Ronin spoke up Rita tucked the tissue back in her pocket.

"Yeah, these things always have a special place in my heart. Especially when two people are as happy as these two are."

Sitting at the table alone getting the bartender to bring her drinks one right after the other. she was happy for the couple. I noticed Rita across the room I lock eyes with her, raise my glass and nod with a smile.

I then get up from my table and start towards the bar.

"Double whiskey, and keep em coming please"

I start to ball at the ceremony.

"Why can't all weddings be as perfect as this one?!"

Rae leaned over and put her arm around her bosses shoulders, "Come on now, Steven." She told him as she passed him some tissues with her other hand, "You're making a scene." She told him as she looked around to see who had noticed the big tough guy lose his shit. "Although..." she said with a smile, "I have to agree, it has been a lovely day."

I took the tissues with pleasure and blew my nose in it, making a huge honking noise.

"Pardon me, this is just so beautiful. All the relationships in the world should be like this."

I gave the tissue another big blow in it and handed it to Rayln. 

With a face of disgust I held the used tissue between two fingers and looked at it, "Yes, they really should be. But that would be a perfect world, would it not?" She asked Honesty- before leaning forward and depositing the soiled tissue in the elaborate hat of the woman sitting in front of them. 

SpikeS, I've got to say that you did a great job at basting this turkey. They shine so bright together now. 

I blew my nose on another tissue and handed it to Rayln again. 

That poor woman in front of us will be so embarrassed later. Oh, what a perfect day!