"Fellow mobsters, when robbing the local P.O. do you ever think about the day of a teller after being robbed so many times in one day? Well I stumbled upon some dead teller that tried to be a hero and I decided to steal his notebook and take the 450 dollars of course. Upon reading it I was intrigued."

                Day 1

First day on the job, lots of openings for this position here. I heard that it's something to do with getting robbed hundreds of times a day, but I bet thats a myth. Business slow. I'll write back 3 hours later.

Some guy just came in here and SHIT! goddamnit he shot frank. I don't have much time. If I am going to die I aint going down without a fight! Goodbye, time to murder these bitches.

Remember, don't try to be a hero kids. Might get you killed like this guy. A ballpoint pen against a revolver? Revolver will win. 

Marley pours out a little liquor for the teller

Should've just handed him the money and could've lived to be robbed another day. It's a damn shame! These tellers nuts are getting bigger by the day.

lites a joint and waits outside the bank until they hire the new teller

at this point Marley can go in and make a forced withdrawal

Now why would  you want to be a hero against ganster your going to lose 9 times out of 10, plus Why you use a ballpoint pen against a revolver Teller must have lost he mind. Good Story, I like how you told what it's like on to be the teller that gets robbed