tha husta's alarm clock goes off but he is already awake. he hustled
the alarm clock into ringing while eating his cheerios. he finished the
milk and went out tha door. time to hustle.

walkin down tha street tha_hustla has many thugz lookin for drug
prices, but there are no drugs cuz they all been hustled already by tha hustla. one guy just
doesnt understand this so tha hustla offers to sell him 20 units of
hustle for $150,000.

tha guy gives him tha money but he gets no hustle. u cant buy hustle silly bitch.
so tha hustla walks off wif his money and says u been hustled. the guy
wif tha empty pockets can only say Drat. he haz no money and no hustle.

keep movin'...gotta keep hustlin. tha hustle neva rests.

so another guys gives tha hustla money to run drugs for him. he
tells tha hustla to fly to st louis but the hustla dont fly. he rides
his hustle from city 2 city wif all the hoes chasin after him. so tha
guy doesnt get his money or his drugs, but he doesnt say Drat, he says
fuck you, so i wash his mouf out wif hustle.

gotta keep movin'...gotta keep hustlin. tha hustle neva rests.

so another guy walk up to tha hustla and says HEY MAN U NEED TO JOIN
MY CREW but tha hustla dont need no crew. i couldnt fit all my hustle
inside tha HQ so i keep walkin. my hustle is bulletproof.

some guys want to get some of my hustle and i say HEY MAN U CANT GET
HUSTLE LIKE THIS AT A YARD SALE. step off son i dont want you to
wrinkle my hustle.

gotta keep movin'...gotta keep hustlin. tha hustle neva rests.

:laughs long and hard:

20 units of hustle!  An instant classic!

I like your style and enthusiasm, young man.  But I've got to say, you won't last long around here without a crew at your back.  People don't take kindly to thugs hustling around on their turf without a family to back them up, even if one does it as stylishly as you do.  Best of luck, however.

Kates emerges from city hall, enjoying her freshly cut piece of delectable cheese.

She moves through the bustling crowd.

bustle bustle bustle

im gonna hustle yo turf from u and rename it Hustletown.

:Chuckles:

I really do appreciate your humor.  But you better put some work in on a treadmill, buddy.  I don't think that even you can hustle that fast.

i dont have a treadmill i have a hustle-mill and my hustle is on steroids

haha your hilarious hustla

Awesome listens to the hustle of tha hustla and he deems awesome. A hustle-mill and 20 units of hustle? Awesome loves it, he does.

GoodFeIIa noticed a little girl and her father walking by as tha_hustla makes his rap rant on the street.  She looks up at her father and says,

Daddy can we keep him?  I want a hustla!

The father now with a worried look, quickly pulls the girl along the street shaking his head.  He replies,

No dear, I'm afraid he's one of those crazy strangers I told you that you need to stay away from.  Now come, I'll get you a guinea pig for your cage instead.

GoodFeIIa pops a smirk and looks back at the gathering crowd.  With Christmas approaching, it's only natural for people to be humored by the eccentrics.  But the_hustla was probably right about one thing... there is no HQ that could hold his hustle. 

no cage can keep tha hustla from hustlin

I want to be a Hustlette

thats wat happens when u get a hustle in yo mouf

i see i see very addictive

The secrets of hustling have been kept from us for years.... mobsters have always tried to pay you for you to teach us, but you just hustle the cash. This world will never know how you hustle so good.