After spending a night out, Awesome is very drunk. Lots of alcohol, like. Unfortunately for him, the big boss requires him to work early in the morning. Which means no late nights. Which is a shame. Awesome is an awesome guy, and as sexy as, and any number of both women and men folk desire for his attention. Which they won't get. Obviously. 'Cause he's drunk. No attention span. And stuff. So instead he's forced to come back home, alone, and go to bed, alone. Which sucks. In such an anti-awesome way that Awesome finds it necessary to make the such public.

I mean, even after having been chatted up by two cute young blonde girls, Awesome can make no move. 'Cause he doesn't like giving out his number to those of whom he has not been very intimate. Which means he'll probably never see them again. Which sukles, because they're cute. And he's awesome. Therefore, deserving of those of whom a non-repeat encounter sukles. Awesome being awesome, and all. In fact, Awesome rukles. Which only those most awesome of people will understand. Possibly.

And with that, Awesome goes to bed. Expecting a hangover or something. True story.

That was fuckin Awesome, Awesome

Nudges Awesome

I hear ya man, but you've got to watch your back around every corner.  There is a guy who's sucking the awesome out of the streets and turning it into something called "hustle."  I think you know of whom I speak, and it would behoove you to lay low for a while - maybe with those blondes you mentioned. 

Tips hat and walks off into the night before more attention is drawn to him

Strange. I would've assumed that Awesome was far too awesome for hangovers. Or something.

Well, when you drink Awesome amounts of alcohol, you will have such an Awesome state of inebriation that logically, an Awesome hangover will ensue.

Isn't that awesome?

The story says it all period.

-Puck-

This story was awesome:)

Ahem. After having sobered up somewhat, I feel the need to clarify some slightly embellished facts. An unfortunate consequence of the inebriation.

To start, and also to finish, Awesome did not, of course, go home alone. It is obvious to everyone that Awesome actually took the said blonde girls to bed and preceded to give them the best night of their lives. Or something. And then, as usual, performed his signature move: the Phantom. Whereby he disappears in the middle of the night while the girl(s) is(/are) asleep. Leaving no trace of him behind.

Which didn't quite work this time, as he'd taken them home, rather than they taking him. Quite embarrassing. Having to knock on your own door to be let back in by the conquests after having dived out of the window (and awesomely so).

And to answer Elspeth: a drunken night out without a hangover is not a proper drunken night out. Not having a splitting headache in the morning is indicative of not having drunk enough alcohol. Which is totally not awesome.

True story. To repeat.

it must be a pain to be  so awesome and yet be mateless for thenit cuz u have to work. but ur awesome and u can deal with it. nice short story awesome