A little earlier, I decide to go on my account. I see a button, and it says "I don't have a million dollars to give you, I reakky don't!"

Now, when you hear this, you think, "Hey this sounds pretty damn suspicious. Maybe I shouldn't press this." But no, I was tired, and dumb- er, willing enough to take the chance. I press it, and it says I have died.

Now I was thinking to myself "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I just F^&%ing died!"

I decide not to check the button that says create a new character. Instead I click on the main page symbol.

Guess who is still alive. Really, guess.

WTF?

It's an admin joke. :)

the joke is on you

So you're saying you're a zombie????

I missed out on the fun... Where is this button?

Deimne, have you ever heard of a zombie mafioso?

Yesterday there were a whole lot of them. So most of us have heard of zombie mafiosos.

Yes. Just a few minutes ago. This guy, "mnirem" I think it was, was saying he died but was still alive. Damn zombies gonna to be after our brains!

I'm worried. I'll hold you if you hold me?

Oh, yeah. I fogot about that.

I'm a zombie mafioso. I am here to eat your brains!

My advice to you: Get a "Free hugs" shirt.

I want to engage in my own "free hugs" campaign. Except it will be the "free naked hugs" campaign. Or, rather, the "free naked hugs while in bed with you" campaign.

Any takers?

Me!!

That was... strange.

This whole thing is strange, and it's best not to be talked about. I think I'm just going to move along with my day, and forget about the zombies and the "free naked hugs while in bed with someone" campaign.

*Runs away*

Whats your problem with zombies? He's racist towardszombies! Get him!

No, I'm pro-zombie-equality so long as they don't try to eat my brains.

Deimne, I would take you up on your offer, but looks like Awesome already made a better deal for you.

Don't worry guys! I hear that if you spin around two times, light a torch, and throw it at them, they will go away!

Why do you have to spin?

To make sure the free waving willies get some air time!