Being unable to resist returning to the scene of a crime, Bender found himself back in Chicago. Last time he was there he bought his way into 'The Animal House' with stolen monies and began looting various small items from people. That however, was just a ruse, he had really been scoping the place. He heard that one of the animals, code named "Steak" was worth a lot of money to someone who wanted to strong arm Appelsap into something or another.

Bender didn't particularly care for the politics of it all, or even the payment (though his insisted upon being paid a hefty fee) He was doing this because, well, frankly, he just LOVED commiting crimes. After drinking, partying with floozies and turtles, this was his all time greatest passion and who could blame him? Stealing things is just cool.

He had already decided on his route and plan of action. He had brought the tools needed to get in and out, disable the secruity camera, incapacitate the guards and leave without EVER leaving a single trace of evidence which could be used as a lead to follow up on. No matter how menacingly Appelsap threatened people, or how well he bribed them. Once this was done, Appelsap was going to have to wait for the mastermind behind the plan to call with their demands.

Bender began reading his check list, as he performed the actions.

Bender's Big Score

 

Pre-Crime Check

 

1. Check all tools required are present and in working order
2. Check all hinges and joints are well greased
3. Check appropriate cigar and liquor are brought as returning later to enjoy this crime scene will be difficult
4. Change footcups to disguise size/weight/height of myself, if foot prints are left behind
5. Make sure I have the correct Animal House, instead of guessing it's the right one like last time

 

Phase #1

 

1. Use the finesse gained through years of experience with a lock picking kit to open the lock on my own toolbox which contains the dynamite.
2. Remove the sticks of dynamite, light the fuse, run, cover ears & blow a hole in the side of building (even though the door or a vent was an option, this is a more dramatic entrance)
3. Run in, with a balaclava on, beat up the guards, throw rocks at the security cameras until they break
4. Dash through to the cages, locate "Steak" bend the bars open and snatch them
5. Run away, yelling "Cheese it!"

 

Phase #2

 

1. Meet the anonymous durden who ordered the job. Hand over "Steak"
2. Collect monies
3. Go to a casino with some floozies to play blackjack
4. screw the casino
5. screw the blackjack
6. Destroy checklist

 

Bender had scratched the last thing off his list. Immediately after he set fire to the list, turning it and its contents into ash and smoke. 

He rubbed his hands together to get rid of the ash then headed back towards the Animal House, to offer help to save the animals from the fire that would have by now spread pretty drastically.

He knew that this would mean "The Animal House" would need to be relocated as the building would now be unsafe for use. So Bender planned to donate a small percentage of his fee for the job, anonymously, to the moving process.

As Appelsap had heard that Someone might be stealing one of his tigers he had made some changes to his animal house. These changes where not visible to most people but if you knew they where there you would see them. Appelsap wasn't planning on stopping the people that where trying to steal his tiger. He wanted to wack them for the thread they posed and to make a statement. Nobody is going to lay a hand on His Animals and get a way with it.

So he had given all of his pets a Bodyguard detail, these bodyguards knew how to do there job. And that job was follow the people that stole one and keep the others safe. So when they saw bender just walking and he started to blow the place up. And as he run out of the building with steak. who had gotten bigger the last couple of months so it wasn't ass easy as it looked. 

Bender was trying to pull him and lift him but he didn't really move. So one A guy came out of the shadow and with a familiar voice he told Steak : 

"go with him and be allert for any sign of attack. We will come and get you. "

After this Steak walked allong with bender and in the shadow 5 people started to follow this guy. and they where also helped by the army of paperboys Appelsap now had under his controll. He knew Bender would not get away and he would also not notice the people following him. 

So as Appelsap walked towards the fire he called for alle his Animals 

"Scar, Tissue, Miss and also you Black and beauty. Come to me and we will see if we can find and kill the people that have taken Steak"

As he said this Scar and Tissue came out of the burning building followed by the rest. and when he looked into there eyes he saw the same fire burning as all around them. but this was strange fire that he had never seen before with his cats, whey where angry. He knew they where going to do anything they got to do to get there friend back. 

So now the hunt begins!! 

but then he saw Bender arive at the Animal house again we just wanted to get his gun out but Miss was a little bit faster. even before he got his gun out miss had trown herself at Bender and had pinned him down to the ground. 

"Now Tell me Dude, What are you doing here. And who orded you to Take Steak !!!!" 

"Wha-behfuxscadgah!" Bender wriggled around under the weight of the saber tooth decedent currents slobbering over his face with a look of hunger in their eyes.

"Whatchu talkin' about, chump?! I just came to help evacuate the cool animals and make a publicly anonymous donation to the relocation process, as these furbags will need a new home" He VERY quietly added under his breath.. "as suits in a tailors shop"

Knowing he wasn't about to get up any time soon, he decided to make himself comfortable by taking out a cigar, lighting it and taking a few puffs of it from the flat of his back. He provocatively blew a puff of smoking the feline's face.

"On my way here I did see an adonis of a guy walking with what looked like his pet tiger. Though he was wearing a balaclava, so that could've been and probably was the world's greatest lover for all you know." Bender pulls out a letter from his jacket and slides it over to the feet of Appelsap before continuing to puff on his cigar.

"Someone else told me, whilst I was innocently standing by, to leave this at The Animal House, if I was going that way, then they paid me a fat stack of cash to come this way. Didn't care to look at his face, before you ask. There wes a super easy to snatch handbag on the shoulder of a passing hooker distracting me when i was approached." ... "Oh that's right, I've got a hookers handbag on me!"

Bender reaches around inside the handbag to see if there was any kind of defensive items in there. The best he could find was the hooker's perfume bottle. He took out it, pointed it towards Miss' eyes and sprayed it a couple times. The large cat jumped back then began making weird noises whilst pawing at her own eyes and rolling her head around on the floor. 

"Glad they decided not to test this perfume on animals first... heheheh" With that, Bender runs off, leaving Appelsap with the letter to read for himself.