Congratulations, Eragon. I know that Heartbreakridge is very proud of you, and there is some love between the two of you. I know you will make him happy and proud. I also know that Minion will gladly clean up your crumby messes. 

*Dee pulls out a cigar*
Congrats brother. Come Sip with me

*Hands Eragon a cigar*

Vincent walks out onto the street and looks very confused. He looks at HeartBreakRidge, and asks a simple question.

"Chairman HeartBreak, what is the point of authing a new leader to your district when you already have a family that you just authed. Rev has 8 members and Eragon is authed? Doesn't make sense to me to do such a thing."

L was just relaxing in the family HQ, (coincidentally) eating a slice of toast with butter and this yeasty stuff he imported from a faraway land(quite unusual really, since he typically preferred sweet things) and drinking a cup of the best coffee available in Philly, when he noticed Eragon going in to meet with HBR. This in itself was not unusual but what was unusual was the smell of what he could only assume was a celebratory cigar mixed with what sounded like excited chatter, so he decided to creep closer to their meeting and listen in...

He crouched outside their office door waiting for them to come out of the room. As soon as they exited, he set his coffee on the ground and spoke to Eragon/Toast(the latter was obviously the man's nickname...)

Congratulations, Toast. Based on what I've seen already in HBR's crew, I'm sure you will do great things as a crew leader in the great city of Philadelphia. 

Who is toast?

Eragon is also known as Toast, just to clarify. 

"Congratulations toasty man I know you will do great. I hope you and your fellow families will remain profitable for a long time and don't forget your duties to be a delicious stuffing every thanksgiving"

Sinfest winks and tips his hat to the new family head before dashing off into the night giggling like a schoolgirl.

Walks up to Toast, embraces him with both hands, lathers him in butter, and snaps a selfie with him.

I love Toast! Regardless on how it is prepared just slab some butter on him and enjoy! 

I congradulate you on stepping up and taking charge in a position of power when it was needed. Wishing only the best for you as you transition into a successful member of our community. 

Viva La Varden!

Jaydon you clearly have very little intelligence in general, not to mention an obvious lack of knowledge of the situation you are referring to.

I suggest you sit down and shut up.

Ronin chuckles to himself

It appears I am speaking to thin air. Someone has already taken care of the lass. Ah well, I'm sure her next of kin will have something to say.

Another disrespectful fuck who cannot say congratulations because they rather chat with the streets.

Be careful Sneaker. We got trolls who have nothing to do but shit on the topic at hand, and talk to civilians. They lack the respect to congratulate. Maybe they agreed with Bender and Jaydon and lack the balls to agree.

Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't but I just couldn't resist. I wonder if someone made LMAO aware of the definition of Modus Operandi(MO) prior to his/her suicide? 

In case your descendant returns, I do believe in order for something to be his "modus operandi", it has to be a trend for him to do whatever you're alleging is his MO. How many times has his bloodline been a crewleader and how many times has he actually rogued? My recent ancestors were mainly just here for the free alcohol but my ancestors always seemed to keep track of Eragon's ancestors. It probably approached stalkerish levels based on the journals I've read. L chuckles Anyhow, the latter number would probably be closer to 0. At most ONE if you count an incident that happened MANY generations ago and even that was debatable. 

I can understand people like that angry girl from earlier coming out here stating her (most likely flawed) opinion that she doesn't think he's a good leader(something I 100% disagree with, of course) but stating something is a trend when it simply isn't makes no sense to me. 

Minion soaks her Toast in a bowl of mushroom soup

Congratulation Eragon :*

Minion, do you still have that bib Duplicity gave you that you wear quite well?

"Apparently regardless of what we say whether that be Congratulations to the crew leader at hand or if we respond to these ridiculous claims these trolls are making, we are the ones in the wrong. I mean if life is so terrible for yall no one has asked you to stick around.  I am sure there are other shores who will appreciate your contradictions.

I mean continue to reincarnate and making noise about how the leaders deal with things instead of doing the right thing. It might be fun. I just think you could do a lot better if you focused your energies on trying to change things to the way you think we should do things. Though to be fair if you are as confused as I am by what you actually want around here maybe you just can't do that. It does help to have a consistent plan. But seriously you have no right to complain when all you or your ancestors have done the past few lifetimes is cause havoc for whoever is in control instead of doing what tons of mafioso have done before you.

Honestly you're just a selfish person who I guess feels since you're not in control that everyone else must be shit. And if you are the bloodline Sneaker it's a real shame cause your line use to do really well. Not sure what happened but if you continue with this bullshit, and yes it's bullshit and you know it, I really can't associate myself with you anymore. Thanks for the birthday gift though!"

Sinfest tips his hats to the haters and the people still watching this speech filled with salt

Stepping out onto the streets Asylum slaps his bodyguard McVadon in the back of the head.

I told you to bring the cigars?! Where's the maduros from Honduras! You're slipping in your old age.

Calling another bodyguard over McVadon is handed a box of maduro cigars imported from Honduras.

Boss.... I don't forget I simply delegate.

Smiling Asylum takes the box being handed to him.

Maybe it's me that's getting old.

McVadon punches his boss in the shoulder.

Or maybe you always have been.

Asylum smiles knowing his head bodyguard is more than likely right. Often McVadon had to keep Asylum in check long back to his days in the Army. Such a long time ago that it's hard to remember, but often memories come out of the slow days when McVadon had to remind Asylum of little details. Turning to Eragon with a smile he extends the box of cigars out to him.

Our bloodlines have known each other for a very long time Eragon. It's with great pleasure that I get to be here to witness you leading your own crime syndicate. I wish your family the best of luck in business under Godfather Heartbreakridge.

Shaking Eragons hand and handing him the box of cigars Asylum motions to McVadon. Sending him over to hand Heartbreakridge a cigar for celebratory purposes.