Yo!

So I was sitting here scouting the obits looking a bum to steal from and I got this idea. How about we make a MR Christmas Wish List. This is how it works, in this thread you can express what you would like to have for Christmas but it can only be MR related. I will go ahead and get the ball rolling.

Dear Santa,

 I would like longer arms. That is all. Oh, and a little less Bender but keep the floozies. Thank you Santa and Merry Christmas.

                   Love, Filter

There you have it my MR Christmas Wish List. Would really like to hear yours and maybe, just maybe the big guy himself might hear us too.

Dear santa-bot, I Bender, the greatest robosexual lover of all time demand... no wait, I'm being good at the moment.. Request! To be granted access to the '*rrrrraawrrr*' SUPER vip perk. As my posts are awesome and that would just go to emphasise the awesomeness to others!

oh, and also... good will and cheer to all men, end to famine, yadda yadda...

Also, Filter I will repeatedly bludgeon you to death with your own fists if you you dare attempt to take MY floozies, playah.

~Bender B. Rodriguez~

Dear Santa,

Could you please send some real drug dealers my way.

Thanks, Harper

Then send me a message <3

Tbh all I want is for my Mom to call me... 

With i could get better at Role play.

also just 10k credits would do! np :)

I'll take one heart, please.

Mine is too big.

Maybe also make me less humble, my many adoring fans demand it.

I wish Murphy would leave me alone. He been haunting me for quite some time now.

Enough is enough

Wishing all your wishes do come true.

I would love 10k creds as well. But I dont have any problems receiving 4k credits this christmas.

I hope someone reads this and will make my dreams come true :) 

I would love a million dollars.

If someone gives this to me, that would be great.

Dear Santa,

In lieu of a bike, or puppy, or whatever you feel I deserve, I would like quad CAs this Christmas. If you could also give them the ability to have their activities go unnoticed for more than about 30 days, that would be really appreciated.

Thanks in advance Santa, you awesomely amazing dude, you.

Frood.

Hmm.. Dear Santa, for the upcoming year this year, Im sending in my letter a bit early. I'd like a mafia returns t-shirt. I'll behave for the rest of the year and only kill people who deserve it. Thanks in advance. -A