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| Is your Boss a woman | Started by: Iron_Lung on Nov 29, '07 13:45 |
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If so I have discovered a few definitions of certain words that may help you when dealing with your boss. These definitions have been personal experiences with me and my current leader and a few have been passed down from my great grandpappy,who once served another female crime boss known as Anita.Mind you My current leader is more prone to make me full aware of the definitions posted within this thread.So here are a few definitions to help you better understand what you are dealing with when it happens. #1 - FINE- She is right,you are wrong.The argument is over and you need to STFU #2 - That's OK - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to you.It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding when and how you will pay for your screw up. #3 - Nothing - The calm before the storm.This means "something"and you better be on your frigging toes.arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" ( see #1 ) #4 - Thanks - A woman is thanking you.Do not question this.Just say "your welcome" and let it go. #5 - Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing there wasting her time arguing with you about "nothing" ( see #3 ) #6 - Go Ahead - This is a dare,not permission. (for the love of all that is holy,DON"T DO IT!) Hope these few definitions help you out the next time you question your female leader and wonder where your balls went. Thank you and have a nice day. |
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| You forgot the most important part: For one week of the month, you need to steer clear of her. As in "hide out in Mexico" steer clear of her. | |
| Reply by: TylerDurden at Nov 29, '07 14:04 | |
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| My boss isn't a woman but a lot of these still apply...maybe there is something I don't know about him I should look into it more... | |
| Reply by: Spanky_McSpangle at Nov 29, '07 14:07 | |
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*Slevin stands awkwardly and shuffles with an uncomfortable overtone. Speaking in a hushed voice, he leans in close to the speakers.* "You know, my boss isn't a woman, but I definately think he has gender issues. He seems a bit... effeminate at times. Don't get me wrong, Oliver is great, just a little... odd." |
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| Reply by: Slevin_Kelevra at Nov 29, '07 14:28 | |
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I haven't experience any of those yet.. but thanks for the info Iron Lung. *takes note* |
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| Reply by: Kerotan at Nov 29, '07 22:18 | |
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She purses her lips and taps her foot with her hands on her hips carressing her hip flask with her left hand slowly and methodically.. Oh really now... Hmmm.. Now.. Here's one for you to translate. Go ahead... I dare you. Thank you for educating me. I would be clueless to all of this if it were not for you. I couldn't ask for a BETTER family member. Generation after generation of our family lines have twisted and turned together with an air of mystery I am SO glad it was YOUR generation to figure us out. Men know EVERYTHING about women. You should write a book about this I'm sure you'd make millions. She smiles. Have a nice day dear! Don't hurt yourself or anything. |
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| Reply by: Three at Nov 29, '07 22:39 | |
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| I thought '#1 - FINE- She is right,you are wrong.The argument is over and you need to STFU' Applied to everything. | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Nov 30, '07 00:05 | |
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| Number 6 scares the trunks right off me. No lie. I've heard it said so many times, should I read between the lines? | |
| Reply by: Rhydian-Roberts at Nov 30, '07 00:07 | |
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No. I think you should cease and desist. Go ahead. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 30, '07 00:10 | |
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| You should always assume #1 and you wouldn't run into trouble. :) | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Nov 30, '07 00:10 | |
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| I am not sure about my boss, but when I go into the washroom after him the seat is always down! | |
| Reply by: Luongo at Nov 30, '07 01:01 | |
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Now you mention it, there is an amazingly large quote of scatter cusions around the hq I just thought they were for my piles? |
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| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 30, '07 20:40 | |
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"I haven’t experience any of those yet.. but thanks for the info Iron Lung." *takes note* Reply by: Kerotan at Nov 29, '07 22:18 Kerotan, first you have to meet some women before you experience that stuff. |
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| Reply by: gourmet_chef_ at Dec 01, '07 10:33 | |
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She whistles a tune and smiles. What? No translation yet Iron Lung? I'm slightly saddened I was looking forward to it. |
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| Reply by: Three at Dec 01, '07 22:54 | |
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"Have a nice day dear! Don't hurt yourself or anything." alrighty then...another translation for the spoken words of Three. "have a nice day"...what she means is ,she hopes I am not too scared that I stray from my regular daily duties and am easy to find later on. "Don't hurt yourself or anything"..what Three means by this is....try not to cut in on my action bub! I will hurt you and possibly worse at a later date more suitable to her schedule. those ones were easy,hell it never took any time at all to translate that,I am surprised Three would even bother to attempt a mere hidden threat to me,that bI know will never be acted upo..........! An overbaked oatmeal and raisin throwing start cranks Iron_Lung in the temple and knocks him to the floor before another word can be spoken |
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| Reply by: Iron_Lung at Dec 02, '07 11:48 | |
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Ahhh, typical man... You skipped part of it...
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| Reply by: Three at Dec 02, '07 14:00 | |
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GrapeJelly stands up and raises his hand. I am sorry to bud in. I believe he skipped that part for a reason, it is very scary. It makes me want to go and hide, perhaps worse. In my short life I haven't learned much but I have learned that sometimes it is better to not know. In all honesty, I don't want to know the translation for that because it would scare me more then I'd like to be. He quickly runs and hides behind a coffee machine. |
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| Reply by: GrapeJelly at Dec 02, '07 21:01 | |
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