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| Unseen Shots Fired, Unseen Ability To Succeed | Started by: WiggleButt on Dec 07, '15 19:58 |
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After my trip I woke up and then finally realized I've been gone way too long. While I was gone the lonely evenings made me think about how much I really miss the life of crime. This wasn't my choice it was actually totally out of my control. However when I decided to come back to this fine city, I realized the bodies on the ground outside of my apartment were actually my bodyguards. After extensive research and questioning of people around my house, no one seem to have seen who did it. So in the black of night while my bodyguards stood guard at the door of my household protecting my keeping, some stealthy individual took it upon themselves to put bullets into the rear of their heads. Now I know I was gone on business and sadly there's nothing I can do but I promise to whoever the culprit maybe the benefit that you may have received by shooting my body guards that were untrained and high on opiates does not measure up to the fact that I can now walk the streets again. So please enjoy the fact that you were able to take advantage of a situation. Just keep in mind that luck eventually runs out. Sometimes when you play with fire the fire will bite back. With that being said, I will be working hard to fill the holes that you left behind. All you did was provide more motivation and the yearning for redemption. There might have been a setback in my financial status thanks to your inability to properly train a gun which resulted in these actions, however protection can always be replaced. Judging by your actions during my absence I only assume that you will eventually perish if this is the way you want to live your life. You can only be stealthy for so long eventually everybody is seen. This is not a warning by any means, merely a heads up as to which path you should be taking. Developing an unhealthy lifestyle eventually leads to doom rather than prosperity. That being said I would like to thank everybody who has welcomed me back and assisted me with getting back on my feet. Rest in peace to all the individuals who have passed away during my absence due to wars but that is the lifestyle we live as sad as it may be. I'm sure some of you miss my presence in the street and some of you haven't. For those who haven't I have bad news for you, the wiggle has returned. I hope you don't take this as a rant, I just felt it was necessary to address the issue of stealth attacks on my protection and the only way to have that point made with the individual who pulled the trigger, was to come public putting my thoughts across because cowards are cowards. The face to face discussion could not be made. However, there is no hiding from the freedom of speech. |
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I'm a little suspicious of the whole situation. Assuming your bodyguards were not facing the door of your domicile and were actually facing away from the building, they could only have been shot in the back of the head by someone from inside the house. I think you have a rat in your residence, or you like shooting your own guards and complaining about it? Or, you like shooting your own guards, but don't see who did it, so you come out here and rant about someone stealth shooting your guards? |
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| Reply by: Rossi at Dec 07, '15 20:33 | |
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Or a brick fell from the roof landing on said guards killing them on impact due to lack of said domicile's improper upkeep of structure? Or maybe poisoned with the killer leaving a note reading "**rs*"? The insanity of it all! |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Dec 07, '15 20:45 | |
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"The suspiciousness of the protection being executed like that, aside. Welcome back, WiggleButt!"
Bender pays a street urchin to keep tabs on WiggleButt, and to inform Bender should they make any impromtu street performances, speeches or to grab a copy of any posters and to bring them to Bender's attention.
He also made sure to whisper to the boy to pay closer attention when WiggleButt was around anyone's bodyguards and to make note of anything that may be considered 'suspicious'.
"Also thank you for championing the anti-bodyguard stealth killing cause! The fact is, we don't talk publicly about this topic much, and I'm not sure why. So, good for you to bring it up so open and honestly." Bender begins applauding WiggleButt, realises that no one else was joining in and quietly and embarassedly walks away, muttering to himself. "Well, I thought it was brave..." |
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| Reply by: Bender at Dec 07, '15 20:51 | |
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Kind words Bender, highly appreciated they are. I shall play off them if you don't mind my friend. Suspicions, conspiracies, paranoia, anarchy and sexy people donning fedoras (unless you're JackRuby , he's a chinchilla furry hat kinda guy) is what makes our world intriguing or may I say addicting? As the subject matter is rather taboo amongst public speeches, my intention was to simply have a one sided discussion with the perp or perps. I've never been one to shy away from discussing what's on my mind whether frowned upon or not. Bravery is a state of mind much like attempting to be a smartass by spinning a speech around to make one feel as of they have accomplished something. Although if it makes their three minutes of not being mute the highlight of their day I'm all for it. Everyone deserves to be happy, even pygmies in the lands far far away. |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Dec 07, '15 21:17 | |
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The basic facts are that, actually BG shooters are among the best trained, bravest, most resourceful and true to themselves members of this society. They use their guns, they get results, they risk a lot... To moan about casualties is to behave without honour. Don't be an emo... |
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| Reply by: WhereWasJeremy at Dec 07, '15 22:42 | |
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Bringing it to light is not moaning, apparently your business about bragging about your clothing and it's worth had you distracted as I spoke and heard only what you wanted to hear. Guess its going to difficult for me to be heard through prison walls Which contain you. Well bummer, guess my words are falling on deaf ears. |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Dec 07, '15 23:32 | |
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Since the conversation on the local streets had been entertaining, Bender had been commiting his usual crimes in the local vecinity, making sure to be sneaky with them as to avoid bringing law enforcement around the area. He looked up from the woman's handbag he had his hand in when his ears pricked up at something he faintly caught WiggleButt saying
"Your birds are falling on the left beers? ... What the hell are you talking about, WiggleButt?" He grins playfully
"I think one reason people don't like openly discussing their bodyguards being murdered, other than the fact that some of them have worked for their employer for a long enough time to become loyal and on first name basis and such.. Is the fact that to openly admit you didn't see who gunned down your meatshield is too much like admitting you're vulnerable to these types of attacks."
Bender picks up one of the beers he had lined up on the wall, took a few gulps of it, belched, loudly, then put the bottle back. |
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| Reply by: Bender at Dec 07, '15 23:56 | |
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| Surely that could be an argument bender, however, it's not anything that is not common knowledge nor is it a threat revealing such info. Each and everyone of us including late Godfathers/Godmothers are vulnerable to such attacks. It happens all the time, the fact that I chose to use an open forum such as standing here in the center of the city to discuss such events doesn't change that. I simply wanted to address the responsible perpetrator(s). It's no secret stealthy shooters go unnoticed to even the strongest of mafiosos. I would like to think being gone for business for such a long time would be a obvious sign that such attacks are even easier to get away with. We all know nothing can be done unless a birdy whispered in one's ear. I've just choose to have a word about it. I'm not the first nor will I be the last I'm sure. | |
| Reply by: WiggleButt at Dec 08, '15 00:26 | |
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