WhereWasJeremy rushes over to hear the sounds that create the words that constitute the paragraphs that make him talking

"Oh my!!  That is such an interesting question!  Let me think...."

"I would steal Tiggy's! Why?  Because she's a God-awful human being who doesn't deserve rudimentary items of clothing, due to her despicable, wanton and vile nature!!"

Kuku? 

Bender too, was suprised by Anna's choice of undergarment to steal. As far as Bender was aware the last person to bare the name "kuku" had died so long ago, he'd have to go beyond looking for his birth and death certificate at a registry office or town hall, and go to the really old archives stored in the libraries.

That was a rancid thought to have and it took Bender several minutes to finishing throwing up the food he had not long eaten. Once his stomach had settled again, he wiped his mouth. Stood back up and said,

"I'd steal the undergarments of Ron_Burgundy"

Bender wasn't contemplating anything malicious, just to see how Ron coped with news reports airing his dirty laundry.

While enjoying the breeze Ron came to a point where he thought maybe it was time to at least put some pants on and cover up a bit. He took a second to feel the breeze pass by one more time and slid on the pants that matched his stunning new suit which fit a bit loose now that @Bender ​had stole his under-bridges.

Pants on, Ron had to start putting some thought into who's he would steal. The easy choice was Bender, since he had already stolen so much from Ron seemingly for entertainment. The there was his old friend Miss_Niki but Ron had to show some concern for how the public might handle him stealing a woman's undergarments.

Ron decided that everyone already knew someone of his level of attractiveness would probably be swimming in women's undergarments.

There you have it! I would steal undergarments from Miss_Niki.

WiggleButt thanks for the support but I have searched inside and I feel no shame. I'm a gentleman and a newsman and I do what I must, even if that means stealing undergarments from a woman.

Ron lifts his chin with pride dose his best newsman pose so people could admire the courage and confidence blending together into the sexual enigma that was Ron_Burgundy.