Okay. I guess this is a Competition then? Whoever gets the most positive feedback is clearly the best paper.

Well I quess your right.

Smiles.

Oderus ponders the thought of a collective paper briefly before making a decision

I decided that I too will be publishing my paper on my own. Mine will stand apart from the rest, and will contain only news about Oderus. The title of my rag shall be "The Oderus Times" and will not be available to anyone. Best of luck to the rest of you with your competition.

Oderus returns home to rest after a busy day of crime, newspaper writing, and making necklaces out of human ears

it's a good idea