With the raise of hands who wants to join my rascal club?

What's this you ask?

Well its a club that meets in my tree house which of course requires a secret knock to enter. Its simple to get in, all you have to do is show that your impudent, unable to process morals, or have the inability to think for ones self. That's all!

What we do for a living is simple, we make super cool threats in the streets, we start rumors about people's hygiene, and we have a circle jerk every Wednesday under the cherry tree with candles and sandwiches. Sound like your interested?

That's right pretty fucking idiotic. This is what it looks like to people when actions are committed and claimed to be something other then family related, when personal desires are often the forefront for these actions. You know why tyrants are forced underground? Because their actions aren't accepted by the community and are forced recruiting new blood of this world or not so bright existing blood of this world to help their ideals. To somehow justify to themselves that their actions are not as invaluable as normal people feel they are.

What does that mean exactly?

Simple someone can't just deal with what they are doing is wrong so members in their following give them a shove to continue with their insanity. Don't get me wrong, there are some intelligent groups who have come gone or maybe even still exist, but for the most part the majority of these underground groups are vendetta made rip offs.

Now a warning to those fairly new to the shores, stay way from idiocy. There is a way to live this life that can prolonge your son or daughters futures. Joining uncivilized, unorganized groups is not the way. They took that path for a reason, and its not easy to come back from.

Wiggle's Top Ten

Why I Joined A Super Duper Sekrit Group

10. They said there would be punch and pie?

9. Sinfest slapped my rear and called me daisy. I'll show him a daisy!

8. Rita_Hayworth's rump was too much to handle. I can't take it no more.

7. Normal ways are for the birds. I like to make goals and never succeed.

6. My lunch money was stolen by SpikeS. For every hot dog he purchased I'll hitlist with dollar bills. Although it won't be much being I have a false support system.

5. I fit in better with people who enjoy to color rather then commit crimes. But I can claim otherwise.

4. I can't properly lead in the normal society, therefore I shall recruit minions and have a family of my own. We call it the Goober Alliance. 

3. For the cool hair cut. We all have mullets to strike fear into enemy hearts.

2. Women don't like me. So I make up for my lack of game with my persuasion that I have mad skills. Yet I've yet to accomplish anything I have pew pewed some bgs and they couldn't even see me!

1. To compensate for smaller things in my life. Why you looking down?

So lets spare us the threats of the physco babble bullshit most recent groups are founded on. If you need attention I'm sure the business district can provide that, or EMoney's mom if you have the cash.

If you're considering joining said groups please take the time to rethink it. The problem with today's society is that there is a lack of communication. A lot of which tends to cause independent desires more often then not. Forcing these untaught mafiosos to be attracted to such ignorance. Although there will always be the ignorant bunch, problems can be solved before they arise if open ears are applied. 

If you're out here making an ass of yourself I promise you it never ends up well. You can go ahead and shoot one member in society creating an immediate gratifier which can be extremely harmful in the long run because once that wears off you'll have the urge for more. Then it becomes a cycle of stupid. Stupid is as stupid does no?

Vendettas are always created within this lifestyle, everyone including myself has dealt with it. Yes the desire to settle it is there, but acting upon it generally creates a stain that is unwashable much like the one I left on Ronin's sweater. 

So please just say no. 

Or else you may find yourself in Wiggle's corner getting knowledge kicked. No one wants that. Unless you're Asylum, he's into that sort of thing.

Until next time!

"Look here Daisy, that was suppose to be our little secret. If I didnt love you so much I wouldn't have to slap that rear and you know it. Either way spot on as always WiggleButt thank you for the laughs once again while still making a good point. Some of the people around here really do have a too good memory. Doing things around here leaves a mark and I would have to say its always a wise choice to try and make people see you in a good light especially if you have any aspirations of gaining a bold suit. But then who am I to tell you how to enjoy your time here on these shores. Much Love WiggleButt and please keep us laughing."

Sinfest winks to the crowd and takes off into the night muttering something about a kidnapping

After hearing what Wiggle had to say, Ilammo raised his hands with such ferocity that the air that he pushed away made a hole in the ozone layer, but this was much more pressing than some 'layer'. His eyes was burning with determination. Determined to get the attention of WiggleButt. His eyes met with Wiggle's. This is it .At long last, he'll get this AMAZING opportunity that'll probably never present to him again. This was the moment he was waiting for. Ilammo took a deep breath and spoke.

"Why is your name WiggleButt?"

Cries in the corner.

You don't wanna be in Wiggles corner. He promises pie and punch. Lies I tell you. LIES!

Tosses money in the direction of WiggleButt, showering them in love. Tears welling up in the eyes of that who would then move to pat Asylum on their back.

There, there Asylum. They shall join Wiggle's corner soon enough. It's the inevitable truth that we all join Wiggle's corner. Some just take longer then others, that's all. 

As for you. Sir Wiggle. Please keep showering us in your lovely threads and posts for they do make my day.

Rita stops to listen to Wigglebutt as he is listing off his top 10 reasons why he joined the super duper sekrit group. When her name came up on the list she was quite shocked, she always knew her rump was nice but nice enough to join a super duper sekrit group.... She took a glance behind her and chuckled slightly.

"Wiggle my friend, you might just be onto something there."