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| Wiggle's Holiday Special Redux | Started by: WiggleButt on Dec 17, '15 00:58 |
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While everyone gathered around town square, Wiggle stood wearing a Santa suit on a podium in the center of everyone. Next to him KingRevan's nuts roasted on an open fire. Children were singing carols and laughing with joy as the scent on cooked revans scrots filled the air. Welcome everyone to my very own Christmas special. Where myself Mr. Wiggleton invites everyone to enjoy a fun filled evening. I'm hoping we can all out down our pistols, have a few drinks and a few laughs. At the end of this event I will leave the podium open for anyone to participate. More on that toward the end of on the night so stayes, have some fun, and listen for what you could do to possibly earn a million dollars. Yes that's right, and I even said it in my evil voice. So lets have some fun shall we? Cheers rang out amongst the crowd Here is a little holiday tune I have put together. Feel free to sing along!
On the first day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me A Squishy eating goat cheese
On the second day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the third day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the fourth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the fifth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the sixth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the seventh day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Seven reasons to have SpikeS commited Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the eighth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Eight scoring for topless Rayln's bouncy boobies Seven reasons to have SpikeS commited Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the nineth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Nine whiney members Eight scoring for topless Rayln's bouncy boobies Seven reasons to have SpikeS commited Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the tenth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Ten of @Physchopath's humping hoodlums Nine whiney members Eight scoring for topless Rayln's bouncy boobies Seven reasons to have SpikeS commited Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the eleventh day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Eleven Malicious leaping llama's Ten of @Physchopath's humping hoodlums Nine whiney members Eight scoring for topless Rayln's bouncy boobies Seven reasons to have SpikeS commited Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
On the twelfth day of Christmas My Wiggle gave to me Twelve reasons why Wiggle so sexy Eleven Malicious leaping llama's Ten of @Physchopath's humping hoodlums Nine whiney members Eight scoring for topless Rayln's bouncy boobies Seven reasons to have SpikeS commited Six of Eredin's horny Elvens Five kicks to SilentBlitz's Gonads! Four pics of Lucy nakey Three of @Kimbles Turkey siblings Two of Toby's testies And a Squishy eating goat cheese
The crowd errupted in cheers as they all finished the Carol.
Thank you, thank you. Now how much fun was that? A song for the ages if I must say so myself.
As much as I enjoyed that song I think it's time to tell everyone a story, its a Christmas favorite told in my eyes one December evening. Kids may want to cover their ears.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the family house Not shit was stirring not even Cordelia's vibrating mouse When suddenly there was a noise that woke me from my slumber The building shook while foot steps on the roof sounded like thunder Could it be hoofs or foot steps I thought to myself. Either way I grabbeed my shotgun that sat on the shelf As I stepped outside to take a gander The winter cold touched my balls and a pain shot through my bladder Shivering I was in my pajamas because clothes I forgot When suddenly the memory of Money-B yelling of mails distracted my thoughts Shaking it out of my head I looked to the roof To see a jolly fucker carrying nothing but a bag full of loot Intruder I thought so I raised my weapon high He looked at me suddenly with a glimmer in his eye I fired once without hesitation hitting him in the head The jolly man rolled off the roof landing in snow all covered in red Out came Jeddy, "You shot Santa!" He said While the noise of gun fire made Bender wet the bed. The events made it one hell of a night
As I screamed "Merry Christmas to all yet the big man didn't put up a fight!"
I hope you all enjoyed the event, but wait it's not over yet!
I'm looking for the best Christmas remake of any Carol, song, or theme you can come up with. Simply by having some fun with a few laughs you can win one million dollars! You have 48 hours from the time of the start to this event to take the podium and show what you have!!
Happy Holidays and until next time!! |
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Rae looked a hot mess. Her hair was in a bun on to top of her head, her shoes didn't match and if someone looked twice they might realize she was actually still in her pajamas. She crossed her arms over her chest and sighed. She had invited her entire family over for the holidays, which included a few tiny children that were driving her insane. She cleared her throat and started to sing words of love and devotion, dedicated to those special little bundles of pure energy.
Children scream are you listening? Every day, tears are glistening its a horrible sight It wont end to night motherfucking every sinlge daaaaay
Gone away is their auntie But no, here to stay... their poor auntie She scream her lungs out while they run around crying every motherfucking daaaaay
At the end of her song she gave a slight bow to Wigglebutt and headed down the street to the nearest hotel in hopes of getting at least one night of sleep in the week long family Christmas adventure. |
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| Reply by: Rayln at Dec 24, '15 09:57 | |
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Kinnerton came down to the streets, looking to get his cousin something for Christmas. He never usually bothered with that kind of thing, but he thought that he may as well make the effort this year. People hated the gifts that Kinnerton bought for them though, as they weren't always the most appropriate gifts. When Kinnerton turned a corner, looking for the corner shop so he could buy a pack of smokes, he heard some singing going on, and he wondered what the hell was going on. People didn't usually come to the streets for merry making, and singing. Kinnerton stood and listened to the two people that was stood singing to one another. He had to admit to himself, it was very catchy. |
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| Reply by: Kinnerton at Dec 24, '15 14:25 | |
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Connor, jolly as ever and in the holiday spirit, decided he too would step up to the podium and recite his latest masterpiece.
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| Reply by: ConnorMcDavid at Dec 24, '15 20:26 | |
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