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| he asks "Are you gay?" | Started by: Gaenvan on Nov 11, '09 23:15 |
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Gaenvan reclines on his bed, thoroughly confused over the actions of the day. Gaenvan is Canadian. In November Canadians wear a Poppy on their lapel to honour their fallen soliders. ...morning... Gaenvan looks up at the white building, at one time used to be a funeral home. At the moment it is a real estate office and he has some business there. Striding up the stairs to the second level, brief case in hand, he bumps into someone he knows. "Your lapel". Gaenvan asks, "did you lose it?" tapping the poppy on his black long coat. "What are you talking about?" responds the voice. Gaenvan studies the eyes of the speaker and sees pure confusion, mutters some nonsense and continues truly disheartened to his business. A crisp breeze amongst a bright and warming sun greets Gaenvan as he goes about his daily business. Even thought he is not from here he runs into a few faces he knows and he asks them about their naked lapel. A quick and disappointed conversation reveals that it is not a tradition in this land. That is of no matter, things are different. Later that day Gaenvan stops in at a hole in the wall, a beer for $1.50, little conversation, and little thought. The usual, or perhaps not, non nondescript faces grace the dull light of the room. Eventually one speaks: "Are you gay?" a voice says. "Excuse me?" responds Gaenvan, not knowing which piece of cold steel his hands are moving towards. "Your red flower on your lapel, does that mean you're gay?" the voice asks. Gaenvan realizes that this is a genuine question, and feels his heart sink. "In my country we were poppies to honor those fallen before us, those that died in war." Gaenvan responds while he points to the Red Wings game on TV showing the coach also wearing a Poppy. "Some do it here too" "Well, we think it makes you look gay" he says. "I'd rather be confused as gay then be confused as one that does not honor their fallen" Gaenvan responds, standing up, and walking into the night. True story tonight. |
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This story put a smile on my face.. Haha.. I love true stories.. |
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| Reply by: Arsenal at Nov 12, '09 12:43 | |
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hahaha funny story |
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| Reply by: -MyrddinJR- at Nov 12, '09 13:00 | |
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Very good story definately gave me a chuckle. |
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| Reply by: Roxanne at Nov 12, '09 13:18 | |
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This made me smile but i can imagine the horror when someone asks you that. Something which means so much and you wear in honour. I can also see why someone would think that if they don't know about the poppy. Haha |
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| Reply by: Mustang at Nov 12, '09 13:38 | |
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Sid replies, "yes." |
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| Reply by: Rourke at Nov 12, '09 14:36 | |
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Funny how the word 'gay' is mentioned and good 'ole Rourke shows up... |
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| Reply by: Jason_X at Nov 12, '09 14:59 | |
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Like a homosexual beetlejuice. |
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| Reply by: Grin at Nov 12, '09 15:31 | |
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I admire your traditions sir but I'm afraid I'm a bit confused as to why anyone would think wearing a flower in their lapel means a man is extremely happy? It is so traditional is our society for many many occasions and with some a daily occurence. Surely this man was slightly, shell we say, inebriated or not in his right mind? |
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| Reply by: Morgan at Nov 12, '09 15:44 | |
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Good story. I always enjoy a bit of a laugh. Thanks. |
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| Reply by: Nichola at Nov 12, '09 15:53 | |
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Good story. hate to be a pedant, actually not really I love to be, but I do believe that unless you were wearing this poppy on your mafia suit and it was a member of our 'community' who comically misunderstood your intentions vis a vis poppy wearing then perhaps the street isn't the place to air this story. |
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| Reply by: P_Bateman at Nov 12, '09 18:19 | |
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