Miguel finds an old crate to stand on to make a spectacle of himself.
"Welcome one and all to the grand reopening of Miguel Inc!
"For those of you who remember what, if anything, Miguel Inc was you'll be happy to know that the biggest division will reopen effective immediately.
"Quotes by Miguel:
It's an easy concept. You've all seen them around in the past. Well here's your chance to get your very own quote, or spruce up the old one. However, this time around, THEY'RE FREE!"
He smiles like a complete idiot at the people gathered around.
"Let the mass demands begin!"
Miguel jumps down off the crate and goes back into his cardboard box home to wait for the flood of quote seekers to come. |
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Jumps up and down
Do me, Do me first!!!!!!And not in a perverted way Mister Miguel!
I'd love a world famous quote. |
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Sorry, Iron_Lung got the first on, Luongo...but here's yours:
"Miguel told me to avoid disappointment and conform...so I had his name tattooed on my junk like he wanted!" - Miguel Inc. |
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WOW! He really exists! Its not a tale from my grand grand grand parents!!! |
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Here you go, BloodyFaster:
"Miguel keeps me tied up in his basement with a leather suit on...I wonder if he's trying to tell me something!" - Miguel Inc. |
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Done and done, Supa_Fly!
"If I lost a finger every time Miguel asked me to put one up his backside, I'd wouldn't ha...HEY, WHERE ARE ALL MY FINGERS?" - Miguel Inc. |
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The great Miguel Inc has returned. Happy days. Quote me happy sugarlumps :) |
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Louis, here's your life-altering quote:
"Miguel gives me a funny feeling in my pants...you know the one that involves pliers, a turkey baster and exposed electrical wires?" - Miguel Inc. |
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Ha I am undecided whether is good to see the reutrn of the family Miguel line. *wink* But while I ponder let see what quote you can do for me! |
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"Miguel taught me the true meaning of friendship: using words like 'magnetohydrodynamic' as a safe word!" - Miguel Inc. |
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Life altering indeed, I now a have a warm feeling buzzing through every inch of my body.
...can you turn the voltage up, just a tad. |
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If it wouldn't be too much trouble I would like a quote please |
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Thanks for the quote Migs although half my greeting and request didnt make much sense at all! I think I need another morning coffee. |
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I would also like one of these famous quotes when you find time on your busy schedule. |
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Miguelito... how are we? :) |
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Oh my God. So they weren't just rumours. The Miguel family really does exist! I'm not worthy of a Miguel quote, but I'd like one anyway! |
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Oh Oh Miggy Do me Next! Do me like the priest you are...well....do me by giving me a quote...no rape for Miggy today! |
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