Mafia Times - Issue Three - November 21, 1934

Front Page - Obituaries 

Rourke - June 12, 1934 - November 18, 1934

Long time RHM to Godmother Marrietta of Detroit,and newly formed

Godfather of the newly founded Saint Louis,was shot in the head in his

Saint Louis Mansion. Police say Godfather Rourke was on the toilet,when

he ended it. Police say it was a suicide,the autopsy will be completed

in three weeks from today. It is a sad day for not only citizens of

Saint Louis and Detroit,but everybody in the Mafia Returns community.

May god rest his soul.

Fizztastic - November 2, 1934 - November 16, 1934

Leader of the Master Exploder's crew has gone missing,police say


they have found a body in the trunk of a Cadillac three miles out of


town. The body was brutally beaten,the DNA tests will be in shortly.


God rest her soul.

Now,on to some happier news...

New Factions

The Luzhniki Soviets

BobbleGob has been given the go to set up shop in
Saint Louis,congratulations my friend,I hope to see you and The
Luzhniki Soviets prosper in Saint Louis.

The Imperial Hawks

Don CrazyNine was given the permission to set up shop in New


York,on November 17,Godfather Deimne came into the streets and made the


announcement. I hope to see The Imperial Hawks prosper in the streets


of New York,congratulations CrazyNine!

Promotions

The Grass Man makes Don!

Grassboy,leader of The Sicilian  Green Ones,was promoted to the


wonderful rank of Don on November 14,congratulations,DON Weedboy...I


mean ,Grassboy. Good luck in Saint Louis!

Don WillHayes Dies...AND RETURNS!?

Don Willhayes was reported dead by his Godfather on Nov 17,


1934  21:13,but,he returned to the streets the next day on November 19,


1934 17:39 PM! How does he do it? I managed to get an interview with


him!

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My interview with Don WillHayes

Me - Don WillHayes,I understand that Godfather Deimne came into the streets

and announced you dead on,November 17,about 20 hours later,you come

into the streets,and tell everybody a story on how you really just fell

asleep in a coffin...? Sir,mind telling us what it was you were

thinking?

WillHayes - Clearly, I wasn't thinking. I had a bit too much to drink, and fell asleep. That's all.

Me - I see,we all do foolish things while we're intoxicated. I once bought a

hooker,killed her,and then fu- Never mind.Anyways,what is your input

on the previous war,a few weeks ago? I wasn't sure if New York was

involved or not?

WillHayes - If you mean the war that saw the deaths of Godfathers Premier, Gaius,

and Sherlock - yes NY was involved. The Knickerbockers were involved.

My feeling is that war ends with a lot of sadness and bad blood, and

should be avoided unless there is no other alternative. Unfortunately,

in that instance, I don't think there was any other alternative.

Me - Aha...Now onto some other things. When you came into the

life of 'This thing of Ours' what made you go to New York out of the

seven, or so cities?

 WillHayes - Ah, so long ago. Well, there were two people in New York that my father

trusted, and respected. So, I knew I could trust them, and that they

would be there for me. So, there really was no decision. I joined them.

And I wasn't let down. Deimne and Deimna were those two people, and now

are two of the people that I trust most in this world. And two of the

best people you will ever meet.

Me - I agree,in the five or so minutes that I had the chance to talk to them,they seem like great people and wonderful leaders.

So,did you ever expect to be where you are today? A crew leader in New York City?

WillHayes - Certainly you always hope to be challenged in this life. You fight for

the opportunity to grow, and to be trusted to take on a leadership

role. So, I wouldn't say I expected to be a leader, but it was

definitely something I wanted to do, and worked hard for the

opportunity.

Me -

Mhm...
I am sorry,but I must wrap it up,last question my friend.When Godfather Deimne came to you and gave you permission to set up

shop,what was your reaction? Did you think you would do a good job?

WillHayes - When he came to me I was nervous and excited. I knew I could do a good

job; I've had good mentors, and a father who taught me a lot. Nervous,

because of the respect I have for Deimne, and a desire to make sure I

never let him down. But ultimately, I knew that he wouldn't just put me

out there. I knew if I ever had any questions, concerns, or needed

advice, I could go to him.

Me - Okay thank you sir,I wish you luck in future Ventures there in New York.

WillHayes - Thanks for having me. And thank you.

You look at the bottom of the paper and read in tiny print...

_{Special thanks to, my crew, LordX, RemoGaggi, BabyBrutal, Dorean, and WillHayes.}

Short and to the point, my man. One error is where you didn't bold the Irish Pub advertisement.

Other than that, thank you for giving us a read read on everything that's been going on ;)

Ah,thanks for correcting me there!

LOL. Love the interview. Fave part.

So that hooker.. Any chance of hearing what happened to her in the next edition? Piqued my interest.

Thank you. I enjoyed it much better than I have any papers lately. 

Thank you all,Melis, That information is not Convenient. :)

Though I imagine it stirred quite a lot of...theories  :P

It was a great read for me and gave good information too. Hope you keep on doing work cuz this paper was very good.

Arrow picks up his copy and his coffee and walks down the street

Really nice read! I look forward to the next edition Tommy.

Nice job, Tommy. The paper's almost faultless. Better than the last issues. Maybe the next will be even better...

And, by the way, the hooker thing is intruiging...what were you actually trying to say over there?

And, thanks for including my name in the tiiiinnny fonts..lol

Tommy-Gato convenient or not it was definitely amusing. I don't see why we cant have some amusing stuff to read along with the facts of whats happened. :)

Tommy smiles to LordX.

Yeah well,you didn't see my name in there did you?

Laughs and turns back to Melis.

I may tell you,I may not. :)

lol Your name is right at the top!

Well then Tommy-Gato I will have to wait and find out, won't I?

Melis laughs as numerous ideas crosses her mind about what happened with the hooker.

well this improved dramatically well done.

Thanks. :)

Tommy, Much better my friend. Nice layout and a great read with much more depth then the past papers. Well done to your improvements my friend and thank you for you congratulations in your paper aswell. Much appreciated my friend.

You know, Tommy, I have to say that you did a pretty damn good job. I think you covered the important material, and had a pretty good layout.

Much better than most of the papers seen lately.

This is extremely amusing, and I find it to be very interesting!