Vito_Vidi walks out of his apartment in a bath robe, cigarette clinging to his lips and opens his mailbox.  He rips on open an envelope, reads a bit, then begins ranting to himself and anyone within ear-shot.

"Ya know, call me a bitter old fuck if you'd like.  Call me inert.  Hell, you can even call me regressive."

Vito_Vidi snuffs his cigarette

"See, when I write a letter" He flicks the piece of paper "I try my damnedest to write like a human being.  I think the Jazz music is making people soft in the head.  Here, look, I'll show you."

He runs his fingers along the page and finds

"See!  'Row-ful' What the hell is that?  Here's another... I don't even know how to pronounce this... OhmGee?  AhmGuee?" He scans for another. "Look at this!  Right in the middle of a letter he made a little drawing for me, I think it's a little man:  \o/." 

Defeatedly shakes his head.

"Guys, I don't listen to Jazz so I have no idea what you're saying.  I've tried, but it's just noise.  The musicians, they call it dissonance, but I call it crap..."

Vito catches himself going into another rant and stops.  He ties up his bathrobe and heads back inside with his mail.

Jack is strolling down the avenue, early in the morning after an all date date with a certain red head.  After hearing a half naked man in a bathrobe ranting to the sky, Jack stops short and lights a cigarette.  

"Hey man, Jazz is the heartbeat of this nation.  It's reefer madness that's making young people suddenly stupid.  Blame the right segment of the population and culture."

Jack flicks his cig into the street and strolls off to the nearest coffee shop.

Oderus scratches his head

Dubayuu Tee Eff does Jazz have to do with anything?

It's not jazz's fault..

...Blame it on the boogie!

Chevlios stop and talk that there is meaning that we can take "do not listen to music when we're dressed in a robe"

Jack, Louis Armstrong is a known reefer addict.  He's also considered one of the leading Jazz musicians of our time.  People want to be cool like Louis, they smoke the reefer, listen to the Jazz and speak in jive.  See, it's all because of that god awful noise.

Chevlios
came and sat next to Vito_Vidi while listening to his words, there are
other jazz musicians, like santana, Jamiroquai good enough in the
hearing, and ordered a drink at the bartender for her and Vito_Vidi

Great expression Vito,I agree with you:)

Skat is the worst part of jazz!

It's all "skat." And by "skat," I mean the alternate definition: "Crap."

New Orleans needs to keep that shit contained to the brothels of Storyville.  The last thing we need is this "sex music" corrupting the nation's youth.

Vito_Vidi massages his hands after his liberal use of air quotes.

Arsenal was strolling by when he heard Vito's outburst.. He then heard the other people in the hall and thought to himself "Santana? Jamiroquai? What are those funny words?"

Arsenal figured those words were in the same category as the words Vito was upset about so he continued on his strolling route..

Fab listens quietly what others`s said..throws his cigar to the ground furiously and starts to talk..

Sorry Vito, but i cant believe that you blame Jazz for the things which stupid popular music ( culture ) caused..Again im very sorry but i must say , anyone who talk shit about Jazz and Blues, is ... ehm ehm... damn ''stupid'' cough...nevermind i better not keep talkin...

..wrinkles his face...mulls over a bit...then walks away...

Is confused by Fabrizio_Senzafine's comment, and looks to his post stamp to verify the date: November 16th 1930.

"Jazz is pop music!"