Alexander strolls into the streets, stepping up on a podium that was placed there moments ago by his staff.

I would just like to inform my readers that Blasphemy! is no longer going to be published. I am sad to say that my newspaper business will be going out of business. One of my best writers was jailed today for murder. It would seem that he was having a drink at a pub in New York when some guys jumped him. Out of self defense, he took both of their lives. However, johnny law didn't see it the same way.

Wally Coconuts was placed under arrest on November 27th. I have visited him a few times, the situation was grave. I hired Wally the best lawyers. However, it didn't help. Wally was sentenced to 20 years for two cases of murder.

Due to this recent event, I have decided to close up shop. I enjoyed writing for you guys, but the time for my newspaper career has come. The best of luck to Don Lucretia_Borgia and the other writers on their papers. May you bring us great news!

Alexander steps down from the podium and walks back to his office to clean out his desk.

Well, I for one am saddened to hear about this. Bloedsuier, I will for sure miss your paper here in our world.

Maybe one day we will see this paper rise again, just with a new write?

You see General_Grant hand Bloedsuier a cigar as a farewell gift and to close his paper with a smoke toast...