Chimpanzee walks up in front of a large crowd in SL ready to give a short speech he has prepared.

Hello everyone, many of you may not know me. I am Chimpanzee and many of my friends call me The Chimp. I resemble a monkey in many ways. I am sneaky, clever, and very very hairy. I have never before had any ties to the mafia but when I was in school I met Tropski. He then introduced me to Grassboy. From there Grassboy and his family have shown me the ropes.

No one has really ever showed me how important family and friends are and now I know. I am loyal to SL and Grassboy and everyone else in my family I will take a bullet for them. If anyone in SL ever needs anything they can come to me for help.

I am speaking today to let it be known I am here to stay make friends, help others, and make sure my family and anyone in SL gets everything they need and has a great time.

It is a pleasure to be in a family with you Chimp. You are eager and have a huge heart. You have a hunger for knowledge and the way this thing of ours works.

Keep working hard and showing your dedication and the possibilities in this world for you are endless.

God bless you, Chimpanzee.

Poof. Nah just joking mate, your gonna be a big fish

vegas walks over to his bud the chimp and hugs him

"Youre going to make it big one day!"