A man begging for change starts to mumble to himself.

It seems like the gods are happy. Rumor has it, some people have gotten gifts from the gods but nobody has ever met them. Some people have clammed to have talked to the gods before but are they crazy?

What if I say I have met a god? Will that make me crazy. After all, others say they have. I want to met them all and know everything before the public does, get the inside scoop if you want to call it that. Just a couple of days ago they dropped gifts from the sky, I never believed it would happen tell it was too late.

No long will I take chances, I will believe anything that looks like it came from a god. Do you believe in god, believe they look over us from above for our safety or have fun and test our limits.

Only you know what you believe in!

Haggis stops in front of the man and after his speech squints throwing loose change towards him.

"Give it a rest and get a job"

Bovine is god.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All hail, the mighty cow god who feeds us beef and milk!

McKnighter raises his steak and jug of milk in a toast. He offers fur coats of other, lesser animals to the high god. McKnighter bows down, looking away in fear of being smited.

Yes, Yes I have met a good the god imaginary Hideous tells the crazed homeless man.

Arsenal was never a religious man, unlike the rest of his bloodline, no.. He never believed in some higher beings having supernatural control powers.. That is until he got introduced to this Thing of Ours.. One day, he got the assignment to break some fellow mafiosi out of jail since they were "innocent" and he figured it might be a good opportunity to practice his quickness and effectiveness by busting out other inmates too..

All of a sudden, as if the Gods were listening, every jail in the country was suddenly filled with mobsters guarded by sleeping guards.. Arsenal took the opportunity to train his skills to the maximum while other mafiosi were doing the same.. 

That surreal incident is what turned Arsenal into a believer.. And he will never change his mind again..

Thou Art God.

Thou and Thou and yes, all of you!

Yes i believe in god And trust him with my all I don't care what people think

Panda is an Athiest. I don't belive in Gods, I've nevwer seen a God, never spokjen to a God, never recieved a gift from one... in fact, because Panda females put out so infrequently I'd hazzard a guess that that is proof that the Gods don't exist. I mean, if you were a God you would want someone as cute and cuddily as me to get laid more than one time a year wouldn't you?

And what about deforestation and destruction of my natural habitat and major food group, does that sound like something that a God would allow? There's nearly 7 Billion opf you ugly humans, and less than 3500 of us beautiful Panda's left, that hardly seems fair. I know some of you will say, but the Gods have given us free will, but free will for what? Where's my free will not to be an endangered species? Gods you say? I say bah! I believe in only 3 things, the love of my Family and my Godfather Kenobi, The cruelty of the High Jailor of Chicago, known only as the Zoo Keeper, and the teachings of the blessed Buddha, which gives me the strength and courage to carry on in the face of insurmountable adversity.

Panda slopes off, to upset to say anything else, perhaps a bushel of Bamboo will lift his spirits.

Have I met and talked to a god no I havent but present are nice, im sure there has been a time where my bloodline has said they have talked to em, does this make them crazy, yes more the likely but im sure they already new that before they started talking to the almighty.

All i can say is seeing is not beleiveing my friend, they are out there somewhere...

Prayer also noticed the upset Panda and orders a couple bushels of bamboo to where the Panda is staying asking that the care taker gets these to him as soon as possible.