Ladeeeeeeeeeeeez and Gennelmen.

CooterBoing promotions are proud to announce the return of the pugilistic sensation of the 30’s.

After a 7 year hiatus, Saturday Night Fight Night is back!

What better way to resolve your differences than to go into combat under the Marquess of Queensbury’s rules?

Who can forget the night that shook the world when the all-conquering Ganelon was unceremoniously dumped on his majestic backside by the down under aqua woman fishy?

You too can be a part of this long standing tradition.

Here’s how it’s going to work.

Firsty, the two combatants need to contact myself or Rayln.  They must put up a purse of no less than 500k with the winner taking the spoils (minus the house’ 10% of course, acorns don’t grow on trees you know) there is no limit on high the purse is, but the house will retain 10%.

Once our accountants are satisfied that payment has been met, you will receive an invitation to a private room in irc avenue where the rules and order of play will be explained.  Those of you wishing to attend the event as spectators will have to pay 50k on the door for an invitation (or 200k for a season ticket if there are 5 bouts or more).

For those of you of the gambling persuasion, the good Rayln will be running an official book, details of which will be provided before each bout (odds ever changing etc).

So, in the time honoured tradition…………

LEEEEETTTTTTTTTZZ GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEE!

hey Wiggle

all bets are taken by Rayln, but i suspect no. all bets at the sound of the 1st bell will be final, but again, I'll leave the final say to her.

look forward to your walk on strut and music!

Rae tucked her ledger under her arm before saying, "Few things to clear up, each participant needs to pay the 500k minimum, but feel free to bet millions on the outcome, as that 10% really comes in handy." she told them with a wink, "And you can challenge people, or we'll just pair up those who aren't ballsy enough to challenge something. I myself Personally, am going to put on some gloves and teach Magical--Trevor the proper way to throw a punch." 

Our first event of the evening will commence at 19.30.

let myself or Rayln know if you want to attend what is being billed as the 'Quibble between the feeble'

Wigglebutt V JackRuby.  it promises to be one of those moments you'll remember where you are when it happened.

You can hear the JackRuby fans from the crowd booing as WiggleButt speaks

"I will have my revenge Wiggle, even if it kills me!"

Rae holds out her hand and says, "Another 500k and you can try again?" to JackRuby

The first bout of the returning SNFN has been completed.

Wigglebutt and JackRuby went at it with both fighters tasting the canvass.

Jack in Gold shorts with black trim walked to the ring to the sound of 'resurrection' by the stone roses

Wiggle, in black and white striped shorts walked in to the sound of 'wiggle it'. everyone agreed to kill the DJ.

Wiggle started the brightest, winning the first 2 rounds, indeed, putting Jack down in the 2nd.

Jack however recovered, showing amazing testicular fortitude and put Wiggle down in the 5th.

alas, it was to no avail.  in the 8th, after a particularly brutal exchange Jack went to the floor and although, against all odds, bravely got to his feet but for the ref to declare him in no position to continue.

I feel a rematch coming up with that one.

Our next bout, starting at 21:30 is against our very own board lady, Rayln who has been talking trash about Magical--Trevor.

it should be explosive. book your ringside tickets now!

ok, update

the Rayln v Magical--Trevor fight is a 2million purse.

get on it people

Rae does some calculations and frowns, "Actually Foamy, Its a four million purse. Trevor is just a bit slow on the sending of the funds." 

oooooooooh

got it.

"Brilliant news, Ragnarok! Happy to hear that! Now if you could send me the money for the fight, I will make sure that things are set up accordingly." she tells him.

Rae shrugs, "No pay, no play." she tells him. 

I hereby challenge the wimpy KingRevan to a throwdown of epic proportions!

I will put $2 million dollars on it!

alas this battle of the glands will have to wait until next week!

Join in though and let us know who you'll be betting on

until next week

SQUIRRELLY WRATH!