Johnny was having one of those exhausting days again and it was still early in the evening. He was having this same thought, again and again. He did not openly express it till now, he was afraid of what the people would say. It took him a lot to gather his courage - it actually took him 2 shots of the rum that he had "borrowed" from L -.

He found something that looked like a pedestal, he put it in the middle of the street and shouted:
"Excuse me lovely ladies and gentlemen. I want to ask you something."

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Johnny with awe.

"Is it fair that I am so damn handsome? It really gets in my way all the time", Johnny asked and waited for a real answer.

Mr_Cat was chasing mice, when this weird-looking and blonde-haired guy stood on the piedestal rambling about whatsoever. It caught his attention, though - Mr_Cat slowed down and stopped completely, when he stood just in front of Johnny. Everyone else had taken a step back to let him pass.

 Why did he decide to go up there? He didn't know. What was he going to say? How could he know that? He improvised.

"Well... uhh... I'm a cat," Mr_Cat said and almost fucked everything up. He had to say something smarter. "Obviously. But other than that, I'll always be the most handsome in town! Not this guy - with his chest the double size, maybe even triple size,  of his waist. Who else agrees?" he said and expected to see a lot of raised hands. 

Suns approached Mr_Cat and started petting him.

"You're so cute!"

Rae wandered into the street and was able to hear the question. She paused for a moment and looked the man-child up and down with a frown, "Eh, seen better." she said before wandering off. 

Ibarra was walking down the street as he spotted the man asking the question to the people walking up and down the street, he examined the man before leaving out a deep sigh and straightening his coat. 

"No offense. But you're wasting your time, you're just leaving yourself for embarrassment."

He exclaimed as he started to make his back to walking down the street towards the corner.

Dean was searching everywhere to find his pet, Mr_Cat. The HQ felt so lonely without that little bugger. He heard the cat's collar jingle from around the block and he ran towards the sound, only to find a crowd had gathered around a man who claimed to be handsome. He shrugged.

"No, it isn't fair how you're so damn handsome. The world needs to recognize true beauty. It also isn't fair how I'm the only demon hunter around here, either. There are so many demons and only one of me. Take that Snowball, for example. Little vermin he is."

Dean felt himself starting to ramble, so he shut his mouth. He picked up Mr_Cat and brought him back to their HQ. It was almost time for his daily treats!

As Snowball was rolling around, minding his own business as usual, he noticed a rather strange sight, Mr_Cat was competing with someone who called himself Johnny_Bravo, which he thought was a weird name, and apparently they were comparing muscles aswell. Snowball never felt the need to join that as he had more important business to do.

Completely out of nowhere Snowball started to smell something really bad, it was a rare strange mixture of sulfur, salt, and old spice. 

It had to be Dean, and within 10 seconds, his guess was confirmed, and that stinky demonhunter was once again talking really bad about Snowball himself.

Dean always had trouble getting along with talking Snowballs and some cats likewise, he would usually just turn on the heater whenever a talking Snowball would approach, but for once he spared one, and that is how their story together began.

They always had a love-hate relationship, but mostly hate though.

In the middle of all his thougts, Snowball realized he was dazing and decided to approach Dean, after about 5 and a half roll he made it, and quickly opened his mouth and said;

"Hello there Dean, just letting you know the vermin has arrived, how are you today? Still failing to do your job and eradicate the demons and what not, it surely does smell as if you have been busy lately though, so perhaps I am wrong?"

Snowball smirked as he insulted Dean, while facing downwards towards the concrete to avoid having to smell Dean for another second.

As Dean was leaving the scene, a little ball of snow rolled up to him. The snow shifted in a way that made it look like the ball was talking. What's funny, was that he could hear every word it appeared to be saying. But that was just ludicrous, snowballs couldn't talk. Dean shrugged it off and decided to play along.

"Demon!"

Dean reached into his pocket and pulled out a can of salt. He began sprinkling it on Snowball before he ran away, with Mr_Cat still in his arms.

It did not take much time before people began approaching Johnny after his question.
Things took a weird turn promptly. A cat-like figure that actually could speak told Johnny that he/it was more handsome than him and some other things that Johnny did not pay attention to.

"Ehm.. Sure my furry friend. I guess you are.. ehm.. good looking as well!", Johnny replied to Mr_Cat and out of nowhere Sweetsuns showed up and started petting the cat-dude. Johnny decided to not comment on that incident.

Briefly after that a beatiful woman, Rayln , passed by and said that she was not impressed.
"You don't have to undermine me in order to have me.", Johnny said to her while smiling like a fool before Ibarra mumbled something about time. Naturally, Johnny did not pay attention, once again, since he was not of female nature.

However, the real surprise was that WiggleButt was in the audience. Johnny was really in awe of Wiggle's "assets".
Wiggle said something that involved Rayln and that was enough for him to start "daydreaming" in the middle of the street, thus making him incompetent to even be able to reply.

After a couple of minutes, DeanWinchester showed up and seems to be the only one to agree with Johnny. He went on about demon stuff. Cats, butts and now demons. Detroit is really an interesting city.

That was not the end of it, though. A Snowball made its appearance as well, and by the heavens, it could also speak.
It seems to have a love-hate relationship with Dean. Meaning that a demon-hunter and a snowball have some kind of relationship.

"Well damn. Seems that my beauty is not the main problem in here.", Johnny said and sighed.

"ow you're a good boy aren't you guch guch guch"

Suns scratched Mr_Cats head as he saw Johnny_Bravo made his speech.

"You want some too?"

Suns walk up to Johnny_Bravo and started petting Bravo's head.

"you're a good boy too!"