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| A Wedding So Magical - Ah hell its a wedding | Started by: WiggleButt on Jan 16, '16 20:10 |
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The black chapel stood on lonely corner at an unknown intersection with no street signs in upstate New York. Usually, not many attend this lonely church, it has stood for years looking beautiful with the architectural structure reminiscent of those that still stand in Europe. Inside paintings of angels so magnificent they appear to be reaching from the heavens themselves to lay the touch of god upon ones shoulder. Then in the corner stood a clown. Well not really a clown, WiggleButt paid JackRuby to stand there doing nothing but making balloon animals wearing a big red nose and floppy shoes. Why would he do this? Wiggle has no explanation other then he thought it was fitting. The lonely church has been vacant for sometime but not today. This day is special, more special then Kimble the TurkeyBear ridng the short bus hanging a "I haz cookies" sign out the rear window. With pigeons scattered in the grass, and white ribbons running from the front door to the side walk along the railings the place looked appealing to even the most negative of individual. But enough of Jeddy there is an event about to take place. As the pigeon filled the lawn looking for something to eat, vehicles begun lining up along side the sidewalk as people started to arrive. The one once vacant church was now filled with all walks of life associated with the La Costra Nostra. RoryRourke accompanied by his hench men sat four rows back, he decided to go with a pink suit this day. Real men wear pink, or at least that's what they say to justify themselves. Why can't hey just admit they are a least a bit bi? But hey who am I to judge, I'm just a narrative. Luxuria looking good as usual holding hands with StephentTaslim walk to the third row and take their seats. KingRevan enters through the doors and begins having a conversation with SpikeS. "The doctor told me to check the toilet after every bowel movement to see if it comes up. As soon as it does I'll return it too you SpikeS. I told Jake_Ballard not to leave them around, but apparently he forgot. Had you not splashed the bacon grease on them I wouldn't have been tempted. Can't you afford to drive another vehicle for the time being?" Johnny_Bravo slides in with his polished black loafers doing the funky chicken. "Where's the ladies huh huh?" Cordelia stabs him in the knee with a pen and uppercuts him in the chin as he bent over in pain sending him to the ground "You found your lady," Emoney said followed by an eruption of laughter ringing through the church which sent echos that seem to have lasted a good two minutes just adding insult to injury. Johnny stood up with a tear in his eye, and shuffled to his seat. People starting entering the chapel doors by the dozens. After an hour or so, once people finally were seated and done with chattering, Wiggle donning a white robe with sandles stepped out in front of the crowd. Rayln, being the husband in the relationship, stood by Wiggle excited with anticipation. Too the sound of the pianoman Lily stepped from around the last pew closest to the chapel doors and started to walk down the aisle. About ten steps into it she stopped, flipped the bottom of the dress up around her waist, turns around facing the door and bends over popping her booty. Rayln tosses her right hand in the air swinging it as if on horseback. "Yehaw baby yeah shake that ass! That's gonna be my wife right there! Baby bring your sexy self up to this podium and marry my beautiful ass. I downed two bottles of wine while getting dressed, and I'm ready to get this party started." While half way through making a horse, JackRuby pauses, looks forward while raising an eyebrow and speaks to no one but himself aloud "This bitch is crazy." Heard from the farthest bench Cordelia lifts her head from Emoneys lap. "I know he isn't talking to me!" The place went silent as all eyes spun around. Cordelia blushed and could do nothing but throw her hands up and explain. "Its just the moment you know?" WiggleButt coughs and begins "Ladies and gentlemen, we are all here today for us men to wonder, why in the world couldn't it be me up here. They could get the best of both worlds, and I'd be just OK with that." Foamy stood up fours rows in "Amen!" Wiggle pumps his fist and continues. "Why we are really here is to celebrate something special. Something most of us would wish to be a fly on their bedroom wall for. The union of two amazing people, some of the greatest friends I have, getting together for life. Yes life, this a long time, well, considering there isn't a bus crash on the way from here to Atlantic city after celebration. Too early?" "Rayln glance into Lily's eyes and repeat after me. From this day forward I will forever Love you" "From this day forward I will forever Love you." "Through sickness and in health." "Through sickness and in health." "And I promise to give Wiggle every dirty detail." Rayln smacks WiggleButt upside the head. After he went over those same steps with Lily Wiggle continues "I now pronounce you one of my wet dreams. OK I'm kidding geez you hit harder then Cordelia smacking her head on the bench in front of them. I now pronounce you Wife and Wife. Please kiss the brides." A standing ovation as Lily jumped with her legs wrapped around Raylns waste, sounded cheer through the Chapel. A day later, no more sounds, no more magic, no more pigeons, just the black Chapel sitting who the fuck knows where alone and empty on the corner of an intersection. At least it will forever hold the memories of the day when Ronin lost his virginity |
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*offers Wiggle a grapefruit* |
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| Reply by: Foamy at Jan 16, '16 20:20 | |
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Sitting there hand in hand with my love, I lean my head over and lay it on his shoulder. even though some this is one of the most interesting wedding's I've been to it was still the most beautiful. "Isn't this just beautiful Stephent." wiping yet another tear from my cheek. As everything was said and done. Lily jumps up and wraps her legs around Rayln's waist, everyone stands and cheers for the two stunning brides. |
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| Reply by: Luxuria at Jan 16, '16 20:23 | |
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| One Rae untangled her wife's (omg wife!!!) Legs from around her she grabbed er ass and leaned in close to whisper in Lily's ear, "I just wish Asylum was here to celebrate with us." | |
| Reply by: Rayln at Jan 16, '16 21:20 | |
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