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| The Channel 4 News Team | Started by: Bender on Jan 19, '16 23:30 |
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Bender gathered a team of reporters and began holding a press conference in the middle of the streets of Philadelphia. Partly to express his lack of concern for the local law-enforcement but also so what was said would be public knowledge to criminal and civilian alike.
"Ladies, gentlemen and especially ladies. The last few days have been most eventful. Tough, trying and tragic for most. Along with many others, Bella Vista's mob boss, the bold and stoic leader, Cato charged bald head first into battle, gallantly sacrificing his life, in order that his district and city may live on. We do not wish for his sacrifice to be in vain. Here in Bella Vista, the virtues of the stoic remains. With this in mind, I'd like to inform everyone that Ron_Burgundy who if you're still unaware (although I'm not sure why you would be) Is actually quite a big deal. He has shown a flare for the entertaining side during peace as well as great leadership skills and calm dedication in times of chaos, stress and personal upheaval.
With the blessings of Godfather Ronin Ron_Burgundy will be assembling his classy channel 4 news team here in Bella Vista."
Bender attempts to allow for people to ask any questions but is abruptly interrupted by the anchorman himself, Ron_Burgundy. |
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MissNiki bursts into applause for the rise of Ron_Burgundy. He will make a fine addition to the already blossoming Bella Vista. |
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| Reply by: MissNiki at Jan 19, '16 23:34 | |
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Seemingly rolling out of Ron_Burgundy's breast pocket, not sure why he was there - attempting to clap with his thread with a musk of confusion. |
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| Reply by: Yarn at Jan 19, '16 23:39 | |
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Frank was out rippin' through Bella Vista....
Well actually staggering piss drunk on mouthwash to the bank to cash his dead grandmother's welfare check when he hears some robot spewin' about big deals and all that jazz(flute). Frank readjusts his nutsack, rips a fart and then picks up a cigarette butt off the ground and places it at the side of his mouth. Frank flashes his famous toothless grin and walks up beside Bender.
"Ron, You and I are both Stoic motherfuckers to the bone and your new adventure here in Bella Vista is surely one which I feel the need to be a part of. Now I know FOR A FACT that there are few that can rival my classiness, my good looks and my overall sexiness. You're in the vicinity, but really... I mean C'mon."
Frank glazes over towards Niki who's rolling her eyes. She'd read about this guy somewhere...
"Congrats Ron. I'm glad to be here for the ride. Now, if you'll excuse me..."
Frank turns his back to the gathered crowd and unzips his dirty pants and has a long overdue leak. He zips em back up and staggers off to complete his mission to the bank. |
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| Reply by: Frank-Gallagher at Jan 20, '16 12:52 | |
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Congratulations Ron, I can wait to see what the Channel 4 News team has to bring us for a long time to come. |
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| Reply by: BrandonRivers at Jan 20, '16 12:55 | |
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Walking up to take the limelight and speak after Bender, Ron strutted to the spot with the swagger only a man of the news could posses. "Listen up folks, I'm not going to make a long drawn out speak about all of the feats I've accomplished or all the records I hold. I just want to thank Bender and Godfather Ronin for the chance to lead in this wonderful city. Philidelphia, a city built on the success of the great Rocky Balboa and the wealth of its people established through its citizens abusing scratch off lotto tickets, there is nowhere else I'd rather be. please make sure you tune into channel 4 for your nightly news, and as always you stay classy Philly." With that, Ron stepped of shaking hands and greeting fellow mobsters as he headed back to his hq for a quick nap. |
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| Reply by: Ron_Burgundy at Jan 20, '16 21:02 | |
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Congrats Ron! |
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| Reply by: SteveBrule at Jan 21, '16 11:51 | |
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Luther was walking on the other side of Philly when he saw a crowd gathering around Don Bender. He was about too start speaking so Luther decided to join in and listen what he had to say. After the speech Ron_Burgundy spoke up and thanked a few people. As he finished his speech Luther congratulated the man. "Congratulation Ron, and the best of luck". |
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| Reply by: Luther at Jan 21, '16 14:02 | |
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Vic watching everything from a safe distance, he can barely believe what he is seeing. Still in disbelief, takes his right hand in his pocket, looking for a last cigarette ... |
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| Reply by: Vic at Jan 21, '16 14:09 | |
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