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| The Pledge | Started by: ginster_s on Dec 03, '07 16:09 |
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A man, stupidly handsome, the epiphany of Jesus himself heads up towards the streets and stands on a stereotypical soapbox and addresses the minions. He cues the cheesy backing music before beginning to speak. I ginsters Do solomny promoise To you the community To rid this place of wank leaders To remove the place of wank speakers And whinge like a bastard Which is why I make this pledge To abuse all those shitters For just one night a week Be out in the streets Ridicule those who suck And speak up on the streets Talking proper english With proper sentences So hence forth From this day forward This night Will be my night Our community night Our shit leader abuse night The man takes his hand off his heart and readies himself for a moment. He wipes a tear away from his left eye. Amen ginsters leaves the tradiotnally placed soap box to allow others to pledge towards this and abuse all thoes who should be. (Donate towards this pledge - forward all money to "ginster_s" - he is chief accountant) |
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I pledge to do the same, except I will be speaking proper English rather than talking proper English. (Sorry Ginsters. A herd of beasts of burden couldn't have pulled me away from doing that.) |
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| Reply by: Pig at Dec 03, '07 16:13 | |
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