As a crowd starts to gather, Kerzhakov steps up and clears his throat before trying to get everyones attention...
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am here today on behalf of myself and Mikhail-Faustin to announce the latest business venture here in wonderful city of Philadelphia. Myself and Mikhail have decided to open up a business called The Philadelphia Soccer Betting Shop. I'm sure you all don't need to be told what it is about as the name speaks for itself. However, as of now the betting shop is open and you are all welcome to come and visit. More details about the bets the betting shop has to offer can be found in the Philadelphia Business District.
Thank you all for listening, i hope to see you all drop by sometime.
Kerzhakov steps down and disappears into the crowd before heading back to his bookies in Philadelphia. |