Trollnado whirled though the city of Philadelphia after the recent turmoil. He was cleaning up the dead bodies, trying to save the morticians some time. Unfortunately, he was taking out some homes and schools too. But who cares about them? Certainly not the future, which is all is left in this world. When he finished with the bodies, he got a great idea. He whirled himself up above a common street corner.

No, no! Do not run from me. You do not need to take shelter from this storm, for I have an opportunity.

Trollnado had gathered the crowd's attention. Wonderful. He calmed his whirl so the masses could hear him better.

Terrific. While I am on these shores, which is not to be very long, as my wind is already dying down -  I have a proposition for you all. For a measly fee of $2, wired to Trollnado directly, I will mess with and annoy anyone you would like, however you would like - within reason. This business has been booming already, so I thought 'why not bring it to the public?' - and here we are!

The crowd erupted with cheers, applause and even some orgasmic noises. Fun. His job was done here, so he went back to resume cleaning up the dead bodies.

dontbemad hears an unfamiliar voice but the words are music to her ears.  Could it be Gangsters R Us is growing worldwide? She smiles at the endless possibilities. She makes a note to send out thank you cards to those dozen known as "Them" who made this possible for Gangsters R Us.