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| DiCaprios - I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! | Started by: WiggleButt on Jan 24, '16 07:48 |
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The Wiggle staggers out of his headquarters three shits, sheets, to the wind. His breath heavy with the stench of tequila and cigarette smoke. Panting and reaching for the nearest railing to lean on as he comes down the stairs he calls for Jay Gatsby to come and help him sit down. That's it, I cannot do it. I cannot make it to the bottom of the stairs. I need your help... Slurring his words he starts to reminisce... You know what Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Gaaaaaaaaaaaaatsby? I like you. I like you a lot. I like you as much as I like tits and gambling. Not my fangirl's tits though. They sag to her knees. Oh yeah, I was talking important stuff Jaaaaaaaaaaaay Gatsby. I want you to head up the next New York family. I want Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Gatsby to bring your Gatsbyness to the city. We are in a time of need.. Where's my tequila!? I want one of Cordelia's cookies now. Okay, yes, back to the topic at hand. This is my official way of saying I can't get it up, I mean I can't get up so I need you to take your butt over to that building there and set it up as your own place. He turns to the crowd gathering and falls down the stairs, landing on his face. Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Gatsby is New York's latest auth people. Don't shoot him. He smiles drunkenly raising an eyebrow and finds his flask finally, raising it to the few people still standing... I bring to you Jaaaaaaaaaaay Gaaaaaaaaaatsby and The DiCaprios. |
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RazorRamon signs JayGatsby an autograph. It reads...
RazorRamon hands the paper to JayGatsby and heads off to his match (a main event match of course). |
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| Reply by: RazorRamon at Jan 24, '16 08:02 | |
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Dredegn walks out of the New HQ here is to @JayGastby Lets make it a good one man |
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| Reply by: Dredgen_Yor at Jan 24, '16 08:06 | |
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Its been a long week with all the blood shed its great to see a new family opening up for the unemployed out there and help build this world. Congratulation Jay Gastby on your new crew and I wish you all the best my friend. |
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| Reply by: Dave_Skylark at Jan 24, '16 09:03 | |
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Sprechstallmeister was out walking the streets of New York. It was a vacation, of sorts. He very rarely left his carnival. He considered getting fresh air that wasn't infested with elephant poop particles a luxury; one he was not often allowed. While he savored the fresh sewer water of New York, he overheard a man. A seemingly drunk man. This man was announcing a new family's formation. Sprechstallmeister heard the name Gatsby and instantly ran over to see what was going on. "Gatsby? Jay Gatsby? Oh my! My father mentioned you so much in his journal. He absolutely loved you. Congratulations on your new role, Mister Gatsby. I am sure you will be nothing but an asset to the fine city of New York." Sprechstallmeister tipped his hat to the new crew leader and stood back to watch the ongoing celebrations. |
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| Reply by: Sprechstallmeister at Jan 24, '16 09:25 | |
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Lister had been out Scrumping for cars in the Big Apple it had become a great side job and pretty earner for him. He had the best lookout in the biz with Rimmer as if anyone approached Rimmer would scream like a girl and run like the devil was hot on his heels all the time screaming. IT WAS LISTER NOT ME PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO PRISON. Lister had spyed a Cadillac and though this would bring him back a pretty packet. Lister moved to check out the number plates one cant be to careful it would not be healthy to boost the local Godfathers wheels. Checking the plates they did not ring any bells JAYG4AUTH Lister smiled and began to pick the lock on the doors when Rimmer started screaming and running as if the entire New York police force was hot on heels ready to cuff him and send him to jail. Lister slank into the shadows and waited watching he was not about to let this opportunity pass him by to his surprise more cars parked by and the GodFather? Mother? of New York Wigglebutt and his henchmen started to mill around the car where Wigglebutt gave one of them the keys to the Cadillac along with congratulating him on opening his new business here in the Big Apple. Lister now wishing he was elsewhere remained silent while folks started to congratulate JayGatsby on his new business the Cadillac would have to wait for now. |
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| Reply by: Lister at Jan 24, '16 09:37 | |
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Anarchy would shake Jay Gatsby's hand.
I've worked with you when I was with Wigglebutts crew and you seemed like a good person, congratulations, I wish you well. |
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| Reply by: Anarchy at Jan 24, '16 11:36 | |
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JayGatsby raises his glass and toasts those nearby. Quietly instructing his butler to pull the drink out of wigglebutts hand and replace it with something without alcohol. It is my greatest privilege to be a part of the expansion of New York. To be apart of something so grand and illustrious that in embodies the very idea of the word phenomenal! I would not be standing here thanking you all for the opportunity if it weren't for those of you who have help guide me and show me how to return from the errors i have once stumbled into. I do wish to be clear. I dont want just another crew to fill space for individuals. I want this to be a crew where people can gather and feel as though they were part of something greater than themselves. So here is to the future to the rebuilding process. Here is to the past, the friends who got us here. And here is to the present that with which we are all experiencing right now. Gatsby watches everyone take their champagne and drink it. The band plays and the music echos throughout the streets. He turns to look at the lake and watches as that green light only glows ever brighter. So near he was finally so very near. |
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| Reply by: JayGatsby at Jan 24, '16 19:55 | |
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Whoreable was in the city picking up the dry cleaning she had dropped off last week before her move. Taking full advantage of the day she visited her old friends she didn't get a chance to say good bye to. While Whoreable was on her journey to New York she bumped into Lister, turns out he was on his way to the city also. Lister told Whoreable the good news regarding the Gatsby auth. Jay Gatsby and Whoreable's families go way back, back to a time when Whoreable's family had loads of cash and entrusted it to Jay's family for safe keeping and they lost it all. It a very sad state of affairs but the families always remained close friends generation after generation. Whoreable arrived at the celebration just in time for the champagne toast, after she took a quick sip she approached Gatsby, taking his hand in hers she smiled at him and spoke in a low soft voice. Jay, I am so pleased that you will be a part of making this great city whole again. I have so many memories here and look forward to you rebuilding it and making it great again. Congratulations my friend! |
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| Reply by: Whoreable_ at Jan 24, '16 21:23 | |
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Draven stops as she hears the news and then give Jay a smile and wink. You know Gatsby. I haven't been with in NY walls very long but you are someone that has earned this opertunity. I know that everyone is very much looking forward to you helping us all grow and prosper. Congrats! |
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| Reply by: Draven at Jan 25, '16 02:30 | |
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