Upon walking towards the towering door of a beautiful cathedral, there on each side of the doorway is a statue of Saint Michael. The white sand stone shines bright in the mid day sun. It has stained glass windows littering the walls of the very old building. The brass handle gleams with the sun's light, shimmering upon the doorstep. You enter into the room, the towering walls reaching to a spiraling architecture that holds a painted mural of Jesus opening his arms to a crowd of people. You look around at the immense space the church holds, candles adorning the paintings of saints lined along the wall. Pews made from hickory, covered with the finest polish. Looking straight across from the pews is the pulpit covered with white silk and a cross in red positioned in the middle. The smells, and the view rush a wave of tranquility through your already troubled soul. Upon having this feeling, a cough is heard behind you where Father MacklePenny is standing.

Hello o child of God. How may a servant of the lord help you today? If you will simply look to the right of me you will see a list of services that I can provide. If it is a matter that is warranting secrecy, feel free to send me a letter.

Directing with his hand Father MacklePenny shows the list of services with which he can provide.

Premium Blessings- $1,050

Slight reclamation of sins-$500

Confessions-$500

Marriages-$150,000

Divorces-$50,000

Exorcisms-$50,000

Baptisms-$25,000

Bowing low, Father Macklepenny heads into a confession booth where another patron has been waiting to let out their sins for a small penny.

Using the suppressed shots of a .21 that was custom made for the hands of a PaddedLadd. The TRA's iconic mann, unleashed he's montsterr portysyded kannon in eez kunnen brainn and shot enough to allow a tap of the barrel to gain entryway into a shitty rundown church. The mice inside awoke, this wasn't just any irish bastidd from Texass. 

RoccoVitulli? Hardlyy'even'Slewed'Yee. 

2 .21's custom made to fit the scene'terdlyy dasterd'bastard of the grinnin'sonnz of gunnzz. 2 fookin' KUNTz unleashed PEZ into the anal'sofDee313. two drumms dropp to the concrete. Quick shuffle off feet and the two irish dealerr'z oh deathh pulled two more drumms from the baggz'aroun't they'fookinn shoulders. Eh ladzz?

16 cops enn'deyy own patrol fell to the floor. The Irish Lad oh Dealin'n Death had hit the skreetz a'ginn.

2 custom made .21zz were reloaded and ready to rob a FederalBank. FartBarf's liquid in eez'eer'y ears sank, as he slumps into the rump'of'eez stepzz. 2 jalopyyzz oh dee sea pee'd their poddz. The Reilly and the Costello. Tune of 2 fuck'ett quackzz. Clicked'ed'eyyz 'eelzz. Clownin'En'Da'Skreetzz had really sleighed their way into the entryway of a Federal Bank? With faces covered and smothered, about to gett'a bagg'oh'dee'ol'e'yuhh green?

Parlay partied onn.

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A smiley'face'ett eez'wickettz1 in the form of two Gaffers'Guffawin'n their sinnz.

17 shottz from 2gunnz salute the sun. 2 safe'st'uh crack'errzz had found their way into a Federal's reserve. TRA la'la'la'd on through the DARTzz of poison't tipp't lead. Every civilian was slain. Only tellers and staff remained.

Shells rolled and heels clacked, balls rolled, and 2 irish robbers were makin' sure they lived to tell the tale of their tailsydehydezz receivin'en'uh'deez peltzohhyde on the swelterdsyde. 2 kannonzohkunnzz unleashed rolls of thunder into the shores of the backroom. 

Only 1 manager remained, and 2 drums fell to the ground. 

The A1 laughed at the i7. Sauce'ess'bawss'eez'uppo'sinn. 

i7 immediately tosses the .21 of both eez'gunnz to the A1. MickeyzzDann gaffer't ee'zy'fookin balls uh'p'terdlyy'eez own guttzz. The 2 volunteer firemen were takin'n rakin'n ENT'Profittzz oh ProPhettzz. Jab'Ah'De'Hutt? Who?

2 custommade'n WitcheZcoupDeHouseE'eez Mee'Maw'tuh'wotmate? SonnsOhGunnS ships sailed into the wandering quandries of 2 drumms that fell.

4 1911's had been pulled, one was chromed'tuf'en'blackk. The other?

Why it'wuz platinum'en blackk. A1's sauce unleashed drops of BBQsaw'cyy'z on bis'quitzz. 2 empty clippz'ett th'uh groun't. A1dribblin'n eez'ballzz kicked themm'a'syde and quicc'lyy reloaded his 2platGunnzz. 

ChromenBlackk hit a whickett'attacc with the tappz of 18 pointerzz.

A total of 13 cops that tried enterin'n a station'bee'n robbed dropped to the fleurr'De'La'floor. GnaRrKotiCczZz tune sets sail into the i7. ani5byheezsyde. A1 ripped two more shots into the head of the final staffmember allowed to witness the end of the plottz.

The C4 was lit.

The two Irishmen waltz'th'uh fluff'outta deez bankk'ee'yuhh. 

'Parrot'lyy the farmers tanned man, whiff'eez green'whiten'err'nge bredrennohkinn. Found their way to front door without a sound, 2 Whick'Ett SticKkzZz were lit. SpliffzOhWot?M8zzFookinBrown'en'Greene rolled ones burned on'n'on.

En'na minute the C4 had exploded.

13stitchezzOfAmericana express'th'eyy apologies by wayy of wazin'n'wanderin'n the fuck on to the scene where the bomb was planted.

1 vaultsafe was safely extracted from. 2 irish knicc'knocczz PaddyWallopT th'ruu de'skreetzz.

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