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| WWAKTP Recruitment Drive | Started by: St-Miguel on Dec 04, '07 10:42 |
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It is my pleasure to announce to you, fair people of our cities, that I have recently been sworn in as Grand Poobah of the Women Who Already Know Their Place organization. This nomination brings with it many benefits for both parties: the organization will have me to thank for its increased membership AND I'll get my pick of the litter of, well...women who already know their place. Win - Win, if you ask me. Even if you didn't, there's your answer, but I digress. We're here today to help raise awareness and build a strong base of women who accept their role. In this day and age, too many women are trying to be like men, and consequently trying my patience, and it's time we band together and remind the hens who the cocks are. Along with Cathy_Parks, we want to help you, the self-affirming woman, understand what's needed of you and dissuade you all from trying to do more than these essentials, in no particular order: - Laundry - dishes - cooking - cleaning (including dusting, sweeping, vacuuming, etc) - copulation If you, for any reason, believe that you should be doing something more, we are here to guide you to the right path before you hurt yourselves and, more importantly, others. So, before you push up your sleeves, strap on that tool belt or even get behind the wheel of a car, be sure to stop by for a free consultation. Cathy_Parks is here to take your membership requests and give you an introduction to the organization. She will happily assign you to an appropriate orientation group, based on the level of your delusions of parity. If you make it through the mandatory sessions and are still having troubles believe you aren't cut out to do what we, men, do...that's where I come in. My advanced program involves a "tough love" approach to the problem. We'll put you into a simulated situation (or as many as it takes) to see how you act and react to exercises involving both male and female oriented tasks. We guarantee your complete rehabilitation, or your money back....so stop by for your slap in the face today! |
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| Reply by: SuperSpud at Dec 04, '07 11:08 | |
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"copulation" "tough love" Hmmm are there any spaces for more "assesment staff" Migs? My CV is outstanding and covers many of the above fields perfectly! *Goes off in Search of his big long shady looking Mac* |
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| Reply by: RonJeremy at Dec 04, '07 11:09 | |
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SuperSpud, I'm sure we can slip you in if you're willing to admit you belong here. RonJeremy, I surely have something open. By my count, I'm going to need all the help I can get in order to set things straight. |
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| Reply by: St-Miguel at Dec 04, '07 11:12 | |
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Ahhh. Women, I've had more ex's than I can count, well, the lawyer cuts the alimony checks, but gosh darn, I love them all. That is women, I love all of them. |
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| Reply by: DennyCrane at Dec 04, '07 11:46 | |
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| Denny...what's your point, ol' boy? | |
| Reply by: St-Miguel at Dec 05, '07 06:30 | |
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