Integrity never enters another country without an invitation, some level of experience and a passport. Truly excited about speaking before the crowd that gathered before her,  she feels the hair raise on her arms and her thoughts were racing faster then she could speak. She looks up and down at the crowd that stands before her for a long minute. Hearing the crowd behind her, she turns around to face them. She looks into the eyes of each one with conviction. She looks long and hard into their eyes.  Integrity stopped dead short into the eyes of a woman who has earbuds in her ears. The woman gestures for me to listen as she hands me the earbuds. I place on bud in my right ear and seconds later I was placing the other bud in my ear.

Integrity turns back to the awaiting crowd. Se removes the earbuds.

Ladies and gentlemen due to mitigating circumstances, there has been a slight change in this mornings speech. Rest assured I will reschedule. In the meanwhile, please tune into and enjoy  the infamous lyrics of "The Stairway To Heaven"

Integrity steps off to tend to further business.

"Stairway to Heaven", eh? Who is that by? Gene Austin, perhaps? I know he did that other song about heaven a few years back... 

183 days eh?

That I've been involved with this life of ours, sure! 

Not sure where you are going with that question Saitama, nor do I really care. But I think I got the meaning of a second hand troll now. 

Once again clueless but I like it that way. It makes it all more the entertaining for me.  Next time leave out the Sir. I do not have an identity issue and women rock this world sugar.