Christmas is almost here! I like to sing some carols to get me in that Christmas cheer. I'll start it off by singing '12 Days of Mafia Christmas', feel free to add your own.

Tritium clears her throat.

On the first day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the second day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the third day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the fourth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the fifth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the sixth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the seventh day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Keep loyal to family,
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the eighth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Invite me to your crime,
Keep loyal to family,
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the nineth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Bust me out of jail,
Invite me to your crime,
Keep loyal to family,
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the tenth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Don't bother me,
Bust me out of jail,
Invite me to your crime,
Keep loyal to family,
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Bother Hairy Baby,
But don't bother me,
Bust me out of jail,
Invite me to your crime,
Keep loyal to family,
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

On the twelveth day of Christmas my GF said to me.
Follow my rules,
Bother Hairy Baby,
But don't bother me,
Bust me out of jail,
Invite me to your crime,
Keep loyal to family,
Work under my Captain,
Visit your drug dealer,
Manage my city's casino,
Donate all your money,
Send that bum swimming,
And killing in Detroit ain't for free.

That is good. Here is mafia style jingle bells.

Machine guns, machine guns, machine guns all the way.

Oh what fun it is to shoot a homeless bum on the street. Hey!

Machine guns, machine guns, machine guns all the way.

Oh what fun it is to shoot a homeless bum on the street. Hey!

Machine guns, machine guns, machine guns all the way.

Oh what fun it is to shoot a homeless bum on the street. Hey!!!

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout I'm telling you why

The Godfather's coming to town

He's making a list

Checking it twice

Gonna find out if you're wise or nice

Godfather's coming to town

His goomba's see you when you're sleeping

He knows where you're awake

He knows if you've paid tribute or not

So you be better be good

for you life's sake...

Listens to the talent of this Christmas

Wow.. So far some very good talent. I must say.. Mist and Tritium your songs were very fabulous to read.

Twas the night before Christmas and as known to all

The safes were all filled up down at the mall

See last minute shoppers they came in a dash

To fill all the registers up with their cash

The guarding shifts are scanty this week

They're home with their families, security's weak

A criminal's dream if I say so myself

Santa brought me a nice bump in wealth

Kicks back on a bench near the curb listening as these goodfellas sing their carols

"Says to the lady sitting next to him" If I wasnt so tired I'd sing a few myself but unfortunately Im growing old.

Oh and for those of you out there, I would like a car for christmas.

They're brilliant i would never be able to make up one of them

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout I'm telling you why

The as-as-in is com-ing, to town. bum,bum

He's reading his list

Checking it twice

Gonna find out naughty or nice

The assassin is coming, to town. bum, bum

He'll shoot you while you're sleep-ing

He'll choke you when you wake

He's standing everywhere you look

So just run for goodness sake...

Excellent, some good reading here folks

Thinks to himself " damn they are good I wish I can make up songs like they do great work."

We three Hitters of families are,

Bearing guns, we travel not far,

People screaming, ammo receeding,

Following the Don's ord-ar.

Banshee smiles and claps

I must saw great job to everyone so far.

The Don asked is he buried ? we say No Ma' am, but you can do the job when your in town .. later on shots are fired .. in the lake floates the coward, We holster our gun and then walk along .. walking in the mobster wonderland...

mafia drummer boy:

come they told me you shot that bum

they said you pulled the trigger and had fun

they say you didn't let him beg.. for his life..

come they told me you shot that bum... poor bum..