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| The Durden Juggernaut Opens Up in Los Angeles | Started by: TylerDurden on Dec 04, '07 17:18 |
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Thank you, Cthulhu, for that wonderful intro. Though you are frequently criticized for not showing it enough, you are a more than capable orator. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Greetings, salutations, and what up. For those of you who have been living on Mars the past month or so (Cthulhu, wave to Mommy!), my name is Tyler Durden. You might recognize me as Cthulu's court jester/occasional RHM. No? Then you might recognize me as the head of Durden Industries, which has brought you such joys as Papa Tyler's Discount Funeral Home and The Whiny Willy Doll. Still nothing? Well, no worries then. You'll know who I am soon enough. You see, thanks to a joint venture from Cthulu Enterprises, McTavish Limited, The Center for the Study of Ronmexicology, The Company, and Durden Industries, we have set up shop in Los Angeles. Ladies, gentlemen, and Oliver McTavish, it is my pleasure to introduce The Durden Juggernaut! For several days now, tensions have run high, and the streets have run red with blood. I don't like to see that. Even if it is my enemies who are dying, the fact that they are dying means that they have threatened me or those I care about. And that is not a good thing. I look forward to a time of peace. Los Angeles has long been a favorite city of my family. Generations ago, we got our start on these coasts here with the legendary Yellowgil. Today, I return to the City of Angels, this time to return it to its once-glorious past. To the rest of the acting Godfathers, I cannot thank you enough. Your support means the world to me. I am eager to work with you to bring peace and stability to this world of ours. Cthulhu, specifically, deserves a mention. You took me in when I was nothing, when I had nary a dollar to my name, had nary a contact in this world, and you gave me a home. And a living. And for that, I will be eternally grateful. This past month serving you has been a joy. May our time working as equals be just as blessed. Now then, let's get on with it. The floor is open for discussion, questions, ass kissing, you name it. Thank you for your time. |
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| My dear boy let me be the first to say that I am very happy for you, dear chap. I think it rather appropriate that you be given this chance. | |
| Reply by: Algernon at Dec 04, '07 17:27 | |
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| I couldn't be prouder of You. I can't wait to see what great things are in store for the city of Los Angeles, Tyler. Knock it out of the park mi amigo. | |
| Reply by: Cthulhu at Dec 04, '07 17:35 | |
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| Good to see a new great leader has come to take charge. I hope we are all invited for the premiere party in Hollywood :) Cheers and good luck! | |
| Reply by: Joe_Dalton at Dec 04, '07 17:41 | |
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| It's always nice to see a new auth: to see someone finally get what they've earnt! Good luck and have fun! | |
| Reply by: Olivero at Dec 04, '07 17:57 | |
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Congratulations buddy, you deserve it !!! Now, where's the party being held again ? |
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| Reply by: Carlitos-Way at Dec 04, '07 18:11 | |
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Rodeo Drive, tonight. The liquor is free and plentiful, the wimmins are gorgeous and plentiful, and good times will be had by all. |
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| Reply by: TylerDurden at Dec 04, '07 18:20 | |
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Well well well, little Tyler all grown up! Or on a more serious note, I have always been a fan of the way you handle yourself. You are a distinguished individual, one that I have come to respect on many levels. The words of wisdom you have spoken to me on more than one occasion are among some of my favorite to live by to this day. I am more than excited to work with you in the near future, and I know that you will turn Los Angeles into a bright and active city, as it once was. Congratulations and the best of luck! |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Dec 04, '07 18:36 | |
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As opposed to my words, which are a favorite among rogues, eh Ollie? Yeah, I read between the lines. Oh, and congrats... whoever. I kid, I kid. But seriously. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Dec 04, '07 18:39 | |
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| What do you have in mind for LA, eh Ty-Ty? | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Dec 04, '07 19:48 | |
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| Congratulations Tyler. May your rule in the City of Angels be a long and prosperous one. | |
| Reply by: Sledge-Hammer at Dec 04, '07 19:56 | |
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Good question, Sal. First off, we need to jump-start the place. The town has been dead ever since the death of Scandia. One of my soldiers has already opened up his own little bar. We hope to see a few more of them, along with other businesses. Overall, though I am looking to make my family, and my city, a great place to be. |
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| Reply by: TylerDurden at Dec 04, '07 20:17 | |
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| good for you sir. ALthough I don't know you, due to the fact I have only been here a few days. It seems to me that you are deserving of this honor. I hope to see some good stuff coming from LA! | |
| Reply by: ChristopherSnow at Dec 04, '07 20:35 | |
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The small time we had together was enough to convince me you're gonna be a terrific leader. Congratz |
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| Reply by: BloodyFaster at Dec 04, '07 21:18 | |
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congrats Tyler on this promotion Now if I may I have a question. How do u plan on revitalizing the Industrial part of LA and how about the sports teams in LA how about some new stuff for them and some pretty sweet bars and clubs |
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| Reply by: racincowboy024 at Dec 04, '07 21:26 | |
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Industrially, Los Angeles has become a wreck. With more influence from organized crime (see, this is where we come in), I see the economy booming. We can re-corrupt the unions, and the local gas stations will need to do much more business with me and my associates taking our share of their profits. As for the bars and clubs, well, we are starting a fairly large collection of mobsters right here in town. As you may know, there is nobody better to start taking over the night scene than La Cosa Nostra. I predict big things for the city. And I don't talk unless I can back it up. |
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| Reply by: TylerDurden at Dec 04, '07 21:38 | |
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| Congrats man, I hope to see great things from you. | |
| Reply by: ProphetOfDespair at Dec 04, '07 21:48 | |
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| thank you Tyler for answering my questions that helped out a lot now i will have to come to LA and check out that night scene | |
| Reply by: racincowboy024 at Dec 04, '07 21:59 | |
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| Good luck, Tyler. Hope to see you in poker sometime soon! | |
| Reply by: MolotovMcHugh at Dec 05, '07 01:57 | |
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