Covered in snow, Mnirem fraks out. The intense heat of his wackiness melts the snow, and he breaks free.

"You wanna play rough?"

Mnirem picks up a snowball.

"OK!"

Mnirem unzips his pants and relieves himself on the ball.

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Mnirem chucks the ball at The Virgin, hiting him staight in the face.

McKnighter noticed a stranger has enter his domain, and welcomes him, offering one of the Irish brewed beers that he had sitting next to him.

"Feel free to climb one of the towers, I find it better to see the whole field. Lots of hurt feelings going on around here."

The Virgin thinks to himself mnirem is clearly not very well educated as it is a known fact Urine is like a fine wine to scousers, Taking in the piss flavoured snowball he thanks mnirem for the christmas treat.

Blazik-Kaar studies the map EM had drawn in teh snow and meorized it. Then he erased it so no one else could see it. "Ready when you are."

"Hmmmmmm...."

Mnirem ponders what he could do to piss of Virgin. He then takes another, covers it in oil, and throws it at Virgin. He does the same with grease, milk, hot sauce, and chocolate laxatives.

"If the laxatives don't work, nothing will.

Then he realizes what the Virgin thinks of him.

"Hey, I heard that thought, and I have a degree in engineering!"

"GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!"

EM leaps out from the awesome hiding place and sprints off into the distance, going around the main war area. He sees an unsuspecting j-bob lurking beneath a snow covered tree. He prepares a snowball and throws it with such force that he breaks j-bobs wrist when it hits him. He prepares another one and throws it, missing j-bob but hitting the trunk of the tree.

"missed me" j-bob foolishly calls out, before a pile of snow falls off the tree and covers him.

"Did I?" EM chuckles to himself before deciding which hideout is closer. He decides the old cubby house of his youth is closer and takes off again.

Blazik-Kaar sprints out and whips three snowballs at McKnighter's fort. One lands and hits the wall, the second goes high and chips off a piece of the tower, and third hits McKnighter in the face as he stands up to yell at Blazik-Kaar. Blazik-Kaar then runs and ducks into the second hideout shown on the map, and rpepares a snowball.

McKnighter spit out ice. How dare he mess with his fort? He picks up a few snow balls and waits for another unlucky person to show up.

Blazik-Kaar takes out a water bottle and pours the water into a big puddle. Then he mixes it up into 10 snowballs and elts them freeze. Then, taking his ice balls he throws them at McKnighter's fort, and they manage to break through the snow wall, near the bottom. After the sixth ice ball burst through, the wall began to shake and suddenly crashed to the ground, taking out one of the towers with it. Blazik-Kaar then sprinted off to a new hiding spot and hid, waiting to watch how the others reacted to this.

Em runs off foolishly with his back turned to j-bob.

j-bob loads one of Blazik-Kaar's ice balls in his only good arm takes aim and fires hitting EM in the back and bringing him down with a "thump"

EM shrieks with the pain

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"The pain, the PAIN!!" EM struggles to his feet and limps away before j-bob can reload his "canon".

Suddenly EM has an idea. He turns to face j-bob and and limps back towards him, waving the white napkin.

"You want to join my allegiance with Blazik-Kaar?" EM asks quietly.

j-bob nods slowly and looks at EM as he begins to draw something in the snow. It looks like a map of some kind.

"This shows all my awesome hiding places. Here, here and here are the best ones and watch out for here its near McKnighter's castle. This one and this one have a secret tunnel between them and it will get you away from anyone looking for you. Make sure no one follows you though 'coz then we are SCREWED!. Got me?" EM says pointing to each place with his finger. "And remember, Blazik-Kaar is on our side, ok?"

EM and j-bob walks away (EM still limping from the pain) and plot a plan to crush McKnighter's catle and destroy him

muh ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa

Banshee walks out into the snow and smiles.

I don't get the chance to see this often. She looks up as the snow falls onto her hair, and then bends down picking up a handful of the powdery glitter that coats the ground. Rolling it in her hands she laughs to herself as she feels the cold melt into her skin.

It brings meaning to the cold that surrounds us and makes us happy doesn't it? She giggles as she stares down at the snowball in her hand and laughs as the wind swirls the sparkles through the air teasing her hair. So who gets this one? She looks around smiling.

Die.

Mnirem stares at the loser who told him to die. Furious, he took a clump of ice and threw it straight at his face, knocking him out.

Chaotic was walking down the street when he was hit with a snowball. Him and his fast reactions..he retrieved his colt .45 and fired three shots into the direction of the attacker. Once he realizes it was only a snowball that hit him,he ran off,not knowing if he hit the child who threw the snowball.

Mnirem stares at the child that chaotic just shot, wondering what he should do.

"Ok, guys, we're moving the fight to town square! Move it or get charged with child murder!"

EM arrives on the scene and does what he can to help the child.

"This is getting serious, guys! Move it to the town square...NOW! And no stones in the snowballs! Not talking to any one in particular...McKnighter"

i think chaotic ruined the story..bully