What are some political jokes you know?

Here's one to start

George Bush, Bill Cliton, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton are on a
plane, each with $10,000. George says, "I can throw this entire wad of
cash in a plastic bag and make one person extremely happy!"

Bill says, "I can beat that, I can throw this is 1000 dollars wads in 10 plastic bags and make 10 people very happy!"

Sarah says, "I can beat that, I can just throw it out in 100 dollar bills and make 100 people happy!"

Hillary says, "I can beat that! I can throw you three out and make the entire country happy!"

A man dies, and he's looking in the gates of hell.

There he sees John Kennedy with an incredibly ugly girl. The man turns to the Devil and asks why John Kennedy is with this hideous looking person. The Devil replies, "Well, John has done some bad things in his life and that's his punishment."

The man looks around a little more and sees Bill Clinton with a beautiful model. The stunned guy asks "What's Bill Clinton doing with that model?" The devil replied, "Well, that model did some pretty bad things in her life."

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Want to hear a political joke?

"Gordon Brown".

...See what I did there?