The Purring Tiger Diaries

SanCristobal was standing in front of her bloodlines luggage trunk. With her hand she brushed off some dust from the cover making the tiger stripe pattern apparent. When she opened the lit of the drunk several trophies and journals appeared. These items had been collected over the years and one day SanCristobal's journals would end up in it as well. SanCristobal knew exactly what she was looking for in the trunk. A journal. A dark blue one, titled "ScipitaRourke 2009". I know what you're thinking, 2009.... The future omg! Well no, this was her 2009th journal, she liked to write a lot.... okay? Good. 

Learning the RoryRourke bloodline how to WACK!

When she opened the journal she swiped the pages until she landed at her chapter of 29th of June. It read a transcript of the day RoryRourkes great great OH SO great grandfather, RJFuller, had learned to WACK!.

ScipitaRourke and RJFuller had, had a conversation over the phone and apparently the former Godmother had written down the transcript....

rjfuller> Sorry about that ScipitaRourke
ScipitaRourke> Well theres 2 more in NY coming up *two available targets!
ScipitaRourke> csasszy Jun 22, '09 14:06 Civilian 
ScipitaRourke> thuger Jun 22, '09 14:37 Civilian 
ScipitaRourke> Try them both, if you get beaten on the 1st one, then person who beat you can not compete on the other.
ScipitaRourke> I just shot one in NY aswell
ScipitaRourke> so I am out the race ;p
rjfuller> thanks ScipitaRourke :)
ScipitaRourke> use ajax wack *a very special gun 
ScipitaRourke> start wacking 1 minute before he should turn *around the corner
ScipitaRourke> and don't stop
ScipitaRourke> untill you see the message bla bla stood there * messages... very futuristic, I know! 
rjfuller> you really are good to me ScipitaRourke ;)
ScipitaRourke> heh no worries, get that made promo * Only mafioso who had wacked another were eligible for Made Man promotion within certain families
ScipitaRourke> i am going to *read a book*, gooodluck :)
rjfuller> ok thanks :)
rjfuller> i got the itchy finger message :( aarrgghh
rjfuller> I DID IT!!!!!!!!!
ScipitaRourke> oooh nice
ScipitaRourke> which one did you get?
ScipitaRourke> csasszy?
rjfuller> Yes Ma'am
ScipitaRourke> very sweet!
rjfuller> i thank you 
rjfuller> For your support your help and most of all been a friend to me.
ScipitaRourke> my pleasure :)
ScipitaRourke> <rjfuller> i got the itchy finger message :( aarrgghh
ScipitaRourke> HAHAHAHAHHA
ScipitaRourke> you only get that one
ScipitaRourke> IF YOU HAVE SHOT

And that's how RJFuller had learned to WACK! ladies and gentlemen. His first Success! that would be followed by many more successes! One if particular stands out, and I do hope you forgive me for going down nostalgia lane but this one is also to good to pass up on.

Rory's first right-hand job

Only a few months after RJFuller had learned to WACK! his son had joined ScipitaRourke in the city of Philadelphia. They were building up a city after godfather Odd had been murdered previously by ThomasRourke. (Yes, we're on a Rourke theme here, appropriate no?). A few auths had been made, under which a young and inexperienced Capo called Francis_Costello. From the start of the auth ScipitaRourke had always doubted him a bit, however here policy was to give everyone a shot. As a security measure she had assigned RJFuller as Francis his RHM, to keep an eye on things. And what a good idea that had been.

Taking out the trash.  

Within a month of Francis setting up we discovered that Francis had dark and disloyal plans. Fortunately Rory had been there all along keeping an eye on him, thus we had the advantage. Now I need you to keep in mind when I tell you the following; barely anyone had over 50 bodyguards during these days, there weren't as much sitting ducks to shoot as we have now so there was really no need for it. Guns that had taken over a 1000 names were rare, if not non-existing. It had been decided with RJFuller and the upper structure of Philadelphia that we had to remove Francis_Costello. So RJFuller, Jono (ScipitaRourke's RHM), Paul_Vidi (Underboss) and ScipitaRourke got together to take out Francis.

They had come up with a fun take down schedule.
1. RJFuller would take out all the money from Francis his bank account
2. RJFuller would shoot a BG of Francis and buy out
3. ScipitaRourke would shoot a BG of Francis
4. Jono would shoot Francis

According to the diary transcript it went down like this on the 2nd of October:

Jono> What are your thoughts of RJ taking the 5mil from his account?
ScipitaRourke> do it
paul_vidi> I think so right before we shoot
Jono> RjFuller
Jono> Ready?
RjFuller> Yes boss, give the word
Jono> Ok
Jono> RjFuller
Jono> Go
Jono> ScipitaRourke
Jono> Go
RjFuller> done
Jono> Tell me when
ScipitaRourke> DONE!
Jono> Success!
Jono> Dat bum's swimmin with da fishes.
paul_vidi> Nice Shot
Scipita> Sweeeeet
RjFuller> Done, it's over

Francis_Costello had died!

his last words were; <francis_costello> wtf just happened?

In another phone call with high ranked officials news had spread fast. 

ScipitaRourke> RJ took 5 mil out his bank too
ScipitaRourke> before we shot
ScipitaRourke> hahaha
Straz> :D hahahah
Sic> :D
Sic> LEGEND
Straz> PROMOTION

What we didn't know then, but what we do know now is that this little stunt of ours would be the creation of the troll Kuku. That's right, see Kuku's  not so great, not so great NOT SO great grandfather was Francis_Costello. 

RoryRourke a godfather! Congratulations are indeed in order.

RoryRourke I am super proud of you. A godfather, wow. What an amazing journey it has been. I hope me sharing these journal pages has brought a smile to your face. If you want, I can lend you entire journals to reminisce about the past.

But for now, let's celebrate RIGHT NOW. You're a fucking Godfather. My hearty congratulations Godfather Rourke!
I wish you and our city all the best for the upcoming times. Who would have thought a Rourke again back in the Godfather suit! 

As the world is amazed as a new godfather appears to the streets and after such hard work from RoryR, The rebuilding of Chicago has been been needed for such a long time and as of right now he has done just that it's a small process that looks like it will be taken far. He has a good bloodline and knowing him he is best for the city. Congratulations RoryRourke for all your hard work done it hasn't gone unnoticed. 

Congratulations, Rory.  Sounds like some excellent times were had in Philly.

However, I must state that the evolution of the Kuku lineage was multi-faceted.

Don't worry guys, the free market has fixed this outlier!