As you walked around the streets you see some old man, with an ugly ass Hawaiian shirt on, talking to what seems to be a small crowd of local pot heads. 

"Hello everyone, today I am here to unveil the newest addition to Bong City. Its been a long time since we've add something, the last time it was our wall of shame where we put up pictures of Morty and Ace galloping through the fields of dead bodies they left in their wake. Good times." 

Chong takes a moment to examine the crowd; as it grows, Chong breaks out his celebratory Gotti Blunt. A nice 1/4 in a single tightly packed blunt. Should hold him down for the speech. 

"Right, so there are a lot of deserving supporters of Bong City that should be recognized, but today we honor one individual in particular. This great man has had to scrap the res off of bowls, unroll roaches to try and roll a joint with, stretched an eighth over the span of five days. FIVE DAYS! Needless to say, the man was simply amazing"

"With that said I'd love nothing more than to finally reveal this master piece to you!" As Chong finished his sentence, he yanked on the large tarp behind him to show what was underneath. Within moments disgruntle and confused groans came from the crowd as they were blinded by the pure white figure. Sure, marble on its own was white, but not quite pale enough!

"We love you Al, I promised you a statue mate."

Chong puffs on his half smoken gotti and lets lose a smile that surprised even himself as he looked at the few potato like creatures who were cheering in the background.

The plaque at the base of the statue reads, "Really this should be for Lucy, Jake, Cordelia, or Lister, but they all refused saying it would tarnish their good name."