Genesis 1 - The Beginning

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be Esau,” and there was Esau. WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe saw that Esau was good, and he separated Esau from the Lower Class Brats.

When Esau heard of the blessing given to him by WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe, he rejoiced. Esau gave great thanks for the honour that was bestowed unto him by his leader. After days of feasting, Esau said to Aeus, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a home for our new family”. Once the work was complete Esau stood back and regarded the work of their hands.

With awe, he declared. “This is the day, the beginning, the Genesis”.

Genesis 1:1-10 (Modified Esau Version (MEV))

Barely awake and hungover, Kid gets out of bed. In route to the bathroom she could hear the voice of Don WiggleGirlFan4Lyfe telling Esau you will be an asset to every working mobster on these shores.

Esau, we have not worked together very long but I took a liking to you from the start. You possess many good qualities. Your poise alone  will be a huge asset in the rebuilding of this great country.

Congratulations and much respect!

Seeing an old man standing in front of a crowd giving what looks to be like some sort of sermon Afghan decided to get closer and listen to what this man was preaching about. The sermon was from a tale that sounded extremely familiar to what he had heard as a child from some family that was stalking about religion, however this tale was altered it seemed but it actually seemed like it was a more proper version. Obviously it was true as well as all of this was unfolding before his very own eyes. As Esau finished his sermon he approached.

"That was very touching Esau, the tale how you came to be will never be forgotten. Congratulations my friend!"

John walked nervously up to Esau respectfully bowed his head. Word had come down this morning that Don WiggleFanGirld4Lyfe had given Esau the nod to start his own crew under her and John was here to pay his respects. He was nervous because he was still new to the family himself and new very little of Esau or how he would react to a poor schlep earner like John approaching him - but he had always heard good things about Esau and so he took a calming breath and said

"Esau, I wish to congratulate you on your new crew. I haven't had the opportunity to work with you much but your reputation precedes you. Ti auguro un gran successo."

I am proud of what you have become Esau you will make Manhattan proud with your strong work ethic and strong character. I see great things ahead of you Esau go forth and lead your crew to greatness with my blessing! 

Dalton was a bit late for the party, but He was extremely proud of His old friend Esau.

"Brother, I cannot say how happy I am to see you in that Bold suit. Your bloodline has always been respected by Mine, and as Wiggle mentioned, your work ethic is nothing short of exhausting. I can't wait to see what you do with this opportunity. I have every faith that you'll do wonderful things. Cheers and congratulations Brother!"

People had gathered to give their warmest congratulations, not wanting to be rude he felt he should thank them.

"I have never been much of a speaker or one to venture to the streets, now WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe has bestowed it upon me. Thank you all for your kind words, I can only hope to do as well as my former leader has done with her district though I doubt I could match her awesomeness. I will do whatever is in my abilities to ensure my I make you all proud and live up to your expectations."

Esau had heard kind words from John_Scalise, he didn't speak much Italian, but he knew some.

"Mi auguro che abbia successo."

Oculus was strolling down the street when he saw an old beardy man mumbling a weird italian sentence. 

"Andiamo Fratello non mangiarti tutti i Funyons" 

Oculus was so puzzled. He approached the old beardy man and realized that it was a party and there were many people trying to congratulate and trying hard to understand what the old beardy man was talking about. He then took a closer look on who the old man was and he was surprised when he figured out that it was his father's old friend!

Oh you old beardy fuck! Sorry if i was late...I didn't realize that it was you causing all the noise across the street. Congratulations on your new family. Very hard working is an understatement for you. I wish you all the best and I know you'll kick ass once more.

Oculus then reached out a cigar for his old friend and shook his hand and whispered 

You need to improve your italian man...stop talking about funyuns