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| Wooooooooo! | Started by: SLICKRICWOOOOO on Feb 22, '16 19:09 |
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SlickRic looked around and there was no one in sight. He walked around and found a homeless man in the street. Ric looked at him. The man was very dirty. His old shirt and pants were filled with what looked like mud and they were filled with holes.
Ric's eyes opened up.
"Hey you, ya bum!"
SlicRic began strutting to the man as oppose to walking. With each step he yelled out something.
"WOOOOOOOOOO!"
The homeless man confused raised his head and wondered who Ric was. Ric came up to him and extended his hand for a shake. The man looked at him and then shook his head. He extended his hand in return and Ric quickly pulled back his hand as the man got nothing but air.
"Ha! You didn't think old Nature Boy would touch you..do you? Woooo!"
Ric began strutting in a circle as the homeless man moved from confused to scared. He didn't know if Ric had just escaped a mental institution or perhaps was high off some sort of drug. Ric laugh and looked at the man.
"I am kidding baby! Listen you look as if times have been hard on you. I know a lot of people suffered through the depression but look at me. My outfit cost more then some people's houses. Wooooo!"
Ric laughed as he continued.
"And that's just my shoes."
Ric continued to strut and laugh. He then finally stopped in front of the homeless man again.
"Listen, let me help you out man. I am going to make your dreams come true. I am going to give you money, booze and woman...more than you can ever imagine or handle. How does that sound?"
The homeless man quickly shot up. He didn't know if this was the truth but he was down and out and a little bit of hope is what he needed and this was it. The man nodded and extended his hand for a shake.
"I accept your offer sir, I am Ray."
Ric looked at the man's hand and laughed.
"I still am not touching your hand...but Ray...eh, I don't like that name...I am going to call you...hmmm...VIRGIL! Virgil that's it!"
The homeless man looked at the floor, this was borderline degrading but again his back was to a wall and he had no choice but to put up with the raving lunatic that is Ric Flair. 'Virgil' nodded at Ric's name choice and Ric smiled.
"Good man Virgil. Now come with me, you are going to drive that puppy there."
Ric pointed to his car. It was a Aurora Speedster. The homeless man smiled as the car was fine indeed. The homeless man picked up his things and Ric looked at him with a confused look.
"Virgil, what the hell are you doing with that garbage?"
"Sir, these are my things."
Ric looked at the pile of junk and shook his head.
"Put them down."
The homeless man followed Ric's orders and put them down. Immediately Ric began to drop elbow drop after elbow drop after elbow drop on the man's belongings. He also jumped up and dropped a big knee on the man's cardboard box destroying his 'home'. Virgl looked on as his eyes began to tear up a bit. Ric saw this and rose his hand, stopping Virgil from crying.
"Don't worry baby! You can have these!"
Ric began to take off his suit jacket, shirt, tie, shoes, pants, socks and watch. He got down to his bear underwear and gave the man everything else.
"This is for you Virgil! Woooooo!"
The homeless man went from sad to joy as he smiled from ear to ear. He had never owned such nice clothes. He started changing right there in the middle of the street. Meanwhile SlickRic started running down the street toward his car...in his underwear...only.
"Come on Virgil! Put a move on it!!"
Ric yelled out as he stopped running. He began strutting toward his car.
"The night is young and there are many ladies out there to do and things to see! Look out Detroit. SlickRic is here! The Nature Boy! The 60 minute man! Woooooooooooo!"
With that Virgil finish putting on his new attire and head toward the car to begin his new journey with one...SlickRic....the only thing left to say for Virgil was...Wooooooooo!
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