* a man leans against a post * 

Oh Well, I tried to do this the easy way but it appears Zlatan is a complete waist of money on the transfer wire so here it goes. 

Rayln  -Your body reminds of a an over weight 16 boy but with out the tits.

Sledge - Really nothing needs to be said, I mean seriously your mom slapped the vet when you were born.

Lily - Remind me again, how does that family lineage work Your Mother,Sister are one in the same and your Brother is your dad? 

DoctorBoom - Really, could your parents not think of a better name? What are they half retarded mutes who can only read funny books?

DannyGreene - I know it was your first time, but your grams said you only lasted 1 minute when she gave you the ole rub and tug goodnight... 

Perhaps that will do the trick.

Rae tugged on DannyGreene's arm with excitement, "He called me young! HE CALLED ME YOUNG!" she did a little dance where she was standing and threw her arms around OhWell. "Thank you! Thank you! You can not imagine how much I have DREADED the thought of being old and haggard." she told him. "Bless your kind dear heart, you lovely man."

My aunt is also my grandmother or is it my grandmother is my aunt...

* Chuckles mildly at DoctorBoom * 

Uhm, I do not have a birth certificate - I was born on a moving train in the crew bathroom whilst it was out of order. Oh Well is what the janitor said as they tossed my naked newborn shell out of the window... They forgot to cut the cord though so I stayed flapping in the wind like a flag on the side of the train. 

Esau hears all the commotion in the streets and disrespect which calls out to him so he shows his face.

"How comes I was not mentioned?"

* Out right Laughs at DoctorBoom * 

Survival, that depends sir on what you consider surviving? Perhaps my whole goal in life is to see how many slings and arrows I can deflect off of my wind hardened leathery like skin...

* look towards the new face in the crowd * 

Esau I felt it to easy to to pick on you, I mean after all I am not heartless. It is painful enough for you to have to look in the mirror every morrow BEFORE putting the paper bag over your head ":(  I didn't feel it in good nature to further compound that by pointing out your other flaws.

* Jumps for Joy * 

Hey look who swung by SpikeS what happened did the Blue Oyster Bar (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Blue+Oyster+Bar) Just close for the day, do you had nothing better to do?

Silent claps for Wfg4l

See Lily knows who's the real inbred incompetent leader!!! Thank you Lily and might I say you're auntmother sounds like a lovely lady!!!

Well us like kinds know each other well, hell you might even be my brother???

This is quite possibly true and by brother you could also mean uncle/father/grandfather as well right? It gets real confusing really to much for me to wrap my head around to be honest :(

* Grabs a Banjo and Starts Jigging * 

Its like a Redneck Re-union up in here now Lily and Wigglefangirl4lyfe - the only thing we are missing besides WFG4L three front teeth, well that would be:

AFghanTango The only leader who is offspring free, well simply because he hasn't figured out that his sheep isn't supposed to be used that way. 

Afghan hears his name called out by Ohwell and laughs at his smart remarks.

They're goats asshole, get it right. Don't talk about my wives like that again.

Okay I allow it now that I'm mentioned though next time I would like to be mentioned without afghan and lily as I'm kind of a spotlight hog you know how it is with such a big family always fighting for attention I've really developed some attention issues. So can you please? Thanks best friend!

Dalton perks as He passes some commotion in the streets...

"Oh! Is this a roast? Sweet. I got this!"

Clears His throut.

"Who would fuck you, 'Ohwell', you have the sex appeal of a schoolbus fire!"

Sits back and chuckles, waiting for more...