Hello all.  Just wanted to come out and see you all, say hi and chat a bit about life on these streets.  It's been tough over the last few weeks.  Many people have died.  More have had to struggle with having to try to grow up in a new world, to make a name for themselves, and to struggle day after day to reach their goals.  And for what?  

Well, I'm here to tell you - simplify your life.  Take a breath.  It doesn't have to be that hard.  I come here every day.  I do as much as I can do, I push my limits, and I try my best.  Why do I do it?  For a piece of Chocolate Cake.  

Yes, it's true.  I love Chocolate Cake.  It's amazing, delicious, and it melts in your mouth.  And you know what else?  It goes great with an ice cold glass of milk.  

I agree, my tastes are simple.  I don't need the pie in the sky.  Just the Chocolate Cake right in front of me at the end of the day when all my work is done, and I've done all I can do.  

So - Don't worry about what's coming down the road next week or next month.  Enjoy your life.  Have some fun.  Simplify your goals.  Work for that goal at the end of each day.  

Work hard, then go home at the end of each day and enjoy a warm, moist piece of Chocolate Cake.  

Disclaimer:  Chocolate Cake doesn't go with everything.  Like, for instance - Oregano doesn't go in Chocolate Cake.  

It certainly was a different kind of street speech. Lately the corners had been loud with announcements of new families set up, old families being taken down, and questions of the status quo. But chocolate cake? But she recognized the voice. Will Hayes... and then it all made sense. 

Oh Will, you morally decadent being you. What interesting, busy, and harried days these are of late. You're absolutely right. We should stop and take a moment to appreciate the simple things in life. With tomorrow not guaranteed, and blood staining the streets, the simple things are what make life complete. I love the simple things in my life. I should dedicate more time appreciating that level of simplicity. 

As for chocolate cake, well we all have that thing we look forward to at the end of the day. Chocolate cake is good, I suppose, but not my style. I look forward to kicking off my shoes, curling up on a couch, and enjoying that crisp, ice cold bottle of Dr Pepper. Today is a blessing, tomorrow is a dream, so grab on to that bottle and savor every last drop while you can.

And might I also say, this is possibly the oddest street speech I've ever heard, WillHayes. Absolutely. Definitely. Maybe.