Once again, you find yourself hunkered down in your HQ, tuned into your favorite station, Daze Craze

420. You look at your clock once more. Only 5 more minutes until the next episode. You wait impatiently,

to listen to the music

that's coming over the air.

After the song an annoucement comes over the radio

Are you READY!

The most anticipated show around the community, the two craziest Mafioso's you'll ever meet, return

for yet another edition right after this commercial!

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A tune begins to play and after a short time Fades to BuddahBear's Voice

BuddahBear: Welcome back Listeners. We at Daze Craze would like to thank you all

personally for our success. It wouldn't be possible without you all. With that let's start a segment we here at

Daze Craze call, "The Morning After." Adamine would you like to explain?

Adamine: Yeah, yeah.... isn't that like, when you have sex and then wake up in the morning?

Pretty self explainitory title if you ask me.

Once again you hear a few slaps in the background

Buddahbear: Maybe not everyone in the community exactly know's what that is like so let

the people know what the first day airing brought the community. Although when I wake up in the morning

after sex, my urination process seems to hit the ceiling, if you know what I mean.

Adamine: You too? Damn I thought only I had that problem.... Anyways, let's recap what

happend yesterday.

You hear a few papers rustling around

BuddahBear: Sounds good, well first I really like the random cash giveaway, even though it

went to a drunken blackjack player, it's still giving to the community in my eyes.

Adamine: After that we had a nice little interview with Denver, who insisted that both Iris,

and Marietta are great in bed..... or a "Riot" to be exact.

BuddahBear: I am glad you brought that up, before we continue i'd like to pass on a personal

message from one of our sponsors, Branston to be exact. The message reads as follows, "Denver you are dead

shit." Woah! I sense some hostility there.

Adamine: Somehow I sense that too. Anyhow, back on subject. Marietta has agreed to do

a few editions of "Talk sex with Adamine & Buddah - Pornstar Edition" with us. Although who knows if we can

depend on her, she was pretty drunk when she agreed to do it.

BuddahBear: Oh I'm sure she is a woman of her word as a matter of fact why don't we

surpise her later in the show with a quick session? I think that may go quite well.

Adamine: You know me all to well Budah, I love quick sesh's.

Buddahbear: I hope just not as quick as that evening you had with Mania`. Yes I have

heard the rumors. You can't hide that from me!

Adamine's voice

drops into a whisper She is a he.

Buddahbear: Well there is where your wrong. I assure you there is no sausage between

those thighs. Anyhow, how about that hangman competition? That went rather well.

Adamine: Just seems like nobody wants free money. Speaking of free money.... Let's give

away some more cash.

BuddahBear: Time for a random giveaway? I THINK SO!

Adamine: How about we do two giveaways?

BuddahBear: I couldn't agree more, you call the first lucky winner.

Adamine: You might have a scientific way of doing this, but I don't.

Adamine vovers his eyes and starts pointing his finger

Adamine: Marcus! Let's see if we can get the young man on the phone
Ring! Ring!
Marcus: Hello?

Adamine: Why hello sir, my name is Adamine from Daze Craze 420. Were a local radio station,

and would like to inform you that you have been selected for a random cash giveaway.

Marcus: Woooo! Really? Thank you :)

Adamine: Well that's no problem. We here at Daze Craze 420 are commited to making people

happy. I am having my accountant wire you $250,000 now. Enjoy it, and don't go gambling it all.

Marcus: Thank you that is great. Walks over the slots. And I love your station

Adamine: No problem man, enjoy.

Click

Adamine: Well he seemed pretty happy. Hell, who wouldn't be? Free money!

BuddahBear: Yet another happy listener taken care of by the Daze Craze 420! Should I give

my selection a call?

Adamine: Let's do it!

BuddahBear picks up the phone and begins to dial

BuddahBear: What's better than our job besides sex? Not much I promise you that!

It begins ringing

Rorschach: Hello?

BuddahBear: Hello sir, how are you doing this fine evening?

Rorschach: Not bad. Yourself?

BuddahBear: I'm doing great! I'm BuddahBear from Craze Daze 420, this evening you have

been selected as a random cash giveaway! How does it feel?

RorschachIt feels all warm and tingly inside.Craze Daze 420 is absolutely the greatest radio

on the air- even if that air does have adverse effects on your ability to go out and make money for yourself!
BuddahBear: Hope he enjoys the cash sitting in his bank. There you have it folks, two lucky

listeners awarded with cash for absolutely no reason. How can get get any better than that?!

The voices fade and a little bit of background music is played
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Marietta: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'dget scared before an important event, such as childbirth or a familyfuneral. Hey sometimes you need some help navigating through lifes troublespots. That's when I discovered Equinox.`Naamah`: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting medown. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I'vebeen employee of the month 3 times in a row.Denver: I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. Now with Equinox,I never need to sleep.x_Factor: Equinox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctorabout Equinox today.Shadow: (fast tone) Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders. LuckyLuciano: Equinox, softening life's harsh realities.
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From 420 Studios here are the Congratulations sent out from those who requested it

Sent in by Denver

I would like to personally conratulate Shagggyd for making the rank of Consigliere. It's well deserved Sir!

Sent in by Branston

Great job Primal on the rank of Made Man! It's the first step to a love life within the Pickle Posse!

Sent in by Marietta

Maxie, congratulations on Boss! I would lose my mind without you, and thank you for everyone. And no,

you're not getting your black pair of panties back. Love, Marietta

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A tune begins to play then fades into voice

BuddahBear: So what do you think time for a surprise session with Marietta?

Adamine: Sounds like a great idea... lets her here now.

Mystyrious voise: Marrieta grew up in the booming town of New orleans. She graduated

high school in 1902 from NOHS. After this she discovered she had major talent in the acting department,

although she couldnt find anyone to strike a deal with. After years and years of misfortune, she stumbled

upon a man named Jason Ridgewood, who suggested she try her luck in the porn industry. Since then she

has had numerous accomplishments, and has left that industry. Now, she is acting Mob boss of New Orleans.

Ladies and gentlemen, GIVE IT UP FOR MARIETTA.

All of the audience secreams out

How are you doing this evening Marietta?
Oh... you know.
Splendid
yourself?
Doing great, keeping busy as always. Just another life for a talkshow host
* Marietta giggles
I'm doing alright, been cramped in this studio.....
Filled with smoke
Damn buddah
Not my fault!
* BuddahBear looks around
Oh, poor Adamine.
Ok lets take our first caller shall we?
* Marietta silently prays to herself.
Lets see.......... x_Factor has a question for you

"My girl and i were getting it on last week and i accidentally moaned another girls name, now

she's gone and i need her back, what should i do?"

Hmmm good question
Oh boy, you sure screwed that one up, kid.
You think so?
Well, it's not unfixable, of course.
Oh really?
Nothing dozens of flowers and public apologies won't fix.
Public apologies eh?
* Marietta shrugs

That being said, my recommendation x_factor? Many many night's of pure attention based

solely on her

A girl likes to be shown that you love her, in front of other people.

Adamine once called out a females name his lady told me, turned out it was his dog's name. His

lady forgave him after his pleading

Excuse me?
(Really, a dog?)
No, that's his translation for his wife
Oh no! Low blow!
Ok next caller
* Adamine smiles
Oh dear me...
Fabio-Paim asks
What do you prefer, 20 year olds or 30 plus?
I would have to stick with the mid range myself
Experienced but not there yet far enough to be considered for hip replacement
* Marietta nods
Well being a lady in her mid-20s, I would have to say older men do it for me.
Well I can't say that's not a surprise. Exactly how old are you anyways Marietta?
A lady never tells her *exact* age, love.
Oh classy yet sexy!
Hell, even when I'm 40 I'll be in my mid-20s.
Fair enough
Lets get on to our next caller
Ducky from Philadelphia asks
What is the best sex position in your opinion, and why?
I know Adamines!
...Oh dear me...
Doggy!
* BuddahBear chuckles
Hey, my pills aren't hallucinogenic
I know what I'm fucking, when I'm fucking it.
Anyways.
* BuddahBear sighs
* Marietta covers her eyes and shakes her head.
Marietta? Come on.
Oh... I... couldn't possibly say...
don't hold back
I mean
you were a porn star and all
...I was young and made mistakes.
You call that a mistake?
I call that awesome.
Fair enough
And who is to say I even have a favorite?
Can't someone just like sex?
Yeah but not you. You were a porn star. (I know, I watched all your movies)
Oh God
* BuddahBear laughs
* Adamine chuckles
Ok on to our next question
Blah asks
Ass to mouth?
NO!
Definitely not
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Never ever ass to mouth
Not even in my nightmares does that happen.
BuddahBear you have another caller on your side?
Adam_Wall asks
What is a Donkey Punch?
* Marietta shudders
Oh dear lord
Something you don't want to try.
Have you tried it?
...No.
You wanna?
* BuddahBear smacks Adamine!
Next question.
Sorry, it's these damn pills
Anyways.
I have a question
Go ahead
(Should I be afraid?)
Marietta, what is your opinion on female sex toys? Good, Bad? Do you use them? Have you ever?
Can I have a say in them?
Hahahaha
Oh my
Um, to each their own, I suppose.
We'll take that as a yes....
I personally like doing things the... er... old fashioned way.
Me too
hehehe
NEXT QUESTION!
man it's getting hot in here
Now, I have one more if we don't have any callers
We have a caller
Hold your hormones!
* Marietta giggles again
Shagggyd asks
How many of the Male Crewleaders would you sleep with?
Of the male crew leaders?
Hmmm
None.
Ouch
Now female crew leaders...
Oh please do share
Well there's only one besides myself, yes?
I'm sure you can put two and two together.
* Adamine snickers
I bet we can
and when two are put together,
Fireworks!
Ok, my turn

Now, Marietta. I have been hearing quite a bit about your "Mystery Man". Is this true?

Do you have a "Special Someone"?

Hahahaha
I do, indeed have a mystery man.
[ Ahh
Oh really? May we ask who?
You can ask, sure.
It's me isnt it?
I knew it!
Ahaha!
* BuddahBear rubs his tummy

No I kid, I have a girl myself. She makes me happy. Unless she steals me briefs and

hangs them on the light post again

Who is it?
I suppose that's for me to know and you all to find out on the big day...
Ahh come on give us the exclusive!
We here at Daze Craze 420 would like to offer you a million dollars if you spill the beans
.........
Ouch, I earn more than that in a day, though...
* Marietta giggles and nibbles on her fingernails.
I still want to know
I'll ask him if it's alright to tell.
He's not big on the public eye.
Well may I take a crazy guess?
Go for it
Branston?
Oh, dear me, I wish.
Branston won't look at me
And if he does he thinks I'm a maid.
Ahhhh
Oh
Marietta in a maid outfit?
Hot
And you think that's a bad thing?
Very hot
* Marietta smacks BuddahBear on the nose.
* BuddahBear rubs his nose
Anyways, What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
You said that perfectly
If you play your cards right you can have a chance with any girl.
Never discount yourself or sell yourself short.
Ohhh
Sexy
There you have heard it first listeners!
Sadly
We have held miss Marietta up long enough
Thank you very much
No, thank you very much
I love what you two are doing
Well thank you
Although I think it's the drugs.
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Want to be a guest on the Craze Daze 420 show? Submit your application to Adamine and

BuddahBear today! Enjoy all the humor live from the studio!

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Music begins to play and fades to voice

BuddahBear: Well another day another show. How do you think it went Adamine? That

Marietta is a real firecracker wouldn't you agree?

Adamine: Firecracker?!?!? She's like a damn Atom Bomb. I bet every mobster in this country

will be calling her after this!

BuddahBear laughs

BuddahBear: I wouldn't be surprised. Before we go though tonight would you like to remind

our listeners about the upcoming competitions between the next show?

Adamine: Sure thing. But first I want to have a few words myself. Shagggyd, congrats on

making Consigliere. Daera, thank you very much for your sponsorship. I didn't have time yesterday to thank you

enough.

BuddahBear: I second that!

Adamine clears his throat
Adamine: Alright guys, just a reminder, keep your radios dialed for a chance to win some cash.
If your smart, you'd request a pamphlet. In this you will receive insider tips that's sure to make things easier on

you. In addition to this, the 15th caller will receive $100,000

BuddahBear: Yes make sure if you don't have a pamphlet, send us a mail in request of one.

It will make things much easier and will make your pocket's much larger. I would like to dedicate this show to my

true love `Naamah`. Without her I would be lost. I love you baby! Oh and have dinner ready for me when I get

home of course! So Adamine think it's time to say farewell?

Adamine: Yeah, it's about that time. Although I would also like to dedicate this show to my true

love Marietta. (Although it's a one way street)

BuddahBear: Until next time this is BuddahBear..

Adamine: And this is Adamine.

BuddahBear and Adamine: Good Night to all!