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| Tad_O`Connors Bank Of Badassery® | Started by: Tad_O`Connor on Sep 19, '07 08:53 |
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As you walk down the crowded street, you feel a man deliberately bump into you. You turn and chase after him, knowing he just dipped you. After chasing him for a few blocks, you lose him in sea of people. You reach back and are surprised to find your wallet is still there and... whats this? A folded piece of paper? You unfold the paper and read the following: Tad_O`Connor's Bank Of Badassery I currently offer short term loans and long term loans. Short Term Loans - ---------------- Short terms loans are loans that last 1.5 minutes, enough time to purchase drugs, fly, and sell drugs. If after 1.5 minutes your loan is not fully paid back, you will be killed. Most people are approved for these instant loans. The current interest rate is 10% and the maximum loan amounts are as follows: Civilian: 35,000 Thug: 35,000 Gangster: 35,000 Goomba: 70,000 Earner: 105,000 Wiseguy+: 140,000 Once I respond to your loan request you will be required to give me the following details: Your current location. What drug you will be buying. What price you will be paying. Where you will be flying to. What price will you be selling at. That you understand this is a 1.5 minute loan with a 10% interest charge that is due back in 1.5 minutes or else your life will be taken. Long Term Loans --------------- Long term loans are loans that last more than one day. They are offered only to people who can show their pedigree and are considered credit worthy. Most people are not approved for these loans. The current interest rate is 20% and the maximum loan amounts are as follows: Civilian: 350,000 Thug: 350,000 Gangster: 500,000 Goomba: 750,000 Earner: 1,000,000 Wiseguy+: 2,000,000 Higher ranks and higher amounts will be considered on a individual basis. Once I respond to your loan request you will be required to give me the following details: Your father, grandfather, great grandfathers name. Your family's original famous name. What you will be using the money for That you understand this is a loan with a 20% daily interest charge and daily profile update - that if not completed daily will result in the loss of your life and that of your children until the debt is repaid with full interest.. Before money is sent, you must scribe the following information at the top of your identification. If at any time you are seen without it, you will be killed. Currently in debt to Tad_O`Connor's Bank Of Badassery for $(put dollar amount here) as of (put date/time paste here) Interest paid: (date of last interest paid) Interest paid: (date of last interest paid) Interest paid: (date of last interest paid) Interest paid: (date of last interest paid) Interest paid: (date of last interest paid) Example: Currently in debt to Tad_O`Connor's Bank Of Badassery for $530,000 as of Sep 17, '07 08:20 Interest paid: Sep 18 Interest paid: Sep 19 Interest paid: Sep 20 If you ever miss an interest payment, you will be killed and rewards will be put out on your childrens death until your children pay back the loan. |
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ye i need a long term loan to by cocaine i need to no how long i get to pay u back thanks bye |
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| Reply by: ryand123__ at Sep 19, '07 11:50 | |
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| Your best bet is to read and follow the directions given to you and speak to me directly in mail. | |
| Reply by: Tad_O`Connor at Sep 19, '07 12:00 | |
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Lol tbh This wont work. I am a civi and ask you for a loan, i give you all thoes things you want, drug prices etc etc No doubt you will obviously have someone in each city double checking that, thats simple enough. But lets say i dont pay you back the money and give it to a friend of mine. You can kill my account now, couldnt give to shits about it, i wont return to it. I then tell the admins to admin-wack my account i cba with that name. Come back again, under a new name, borrow money, give it to a freind. Fuck that account. I can keep doing this time and time again. As im hardly gonna go upto you and admit that i was the child of so and so and heres the money back. Wont happen. What about if you die, are we still expected to pay back loans? I certainly wouldnt. How are you going to be killing us? I doubt you gun is capable to kill everyone who defies you. And i very much doubt your CL will give you backing in some cases were wars may arise as a result of this killing. EG. Im a made man and RHM of the most powerful family on here. I borrow how ever much it is i borrow. Will your cl, want you to kill the RHM of another family, especially one more powerful than yourself. I doubt it very much. This is a good idea but fails ultimatley on the fact that you cant carry out these unpaid debts tbqfh. On that note, can i have 35k for a short term loan, honest to god you'll get it back. LoL The man hopes some of what hes said makes sense as he was rushed for time whilst he said it. |
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| Reply by: JaffaCake at Sep 19, '07 13:18 | |
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| I pledge my full support to Mr. O'Connor's valiant efforts. | |
| Reply by: BrianArao at Sep 19, '07 13:30 | |
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| So will you give him, the childrens names of people who owe him debts? | |
| Reply by: JaffaCake at Sep 19, '07 13:39 | |
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Well. Looks like Tad is now in a very secure place indeed now he has the backing of the boys in blue. (SEE THAT AWESOME RP RIGHT THERE?) |
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| Reply by: Fortis at Sep 19, '07 14:11 | |
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| But your profile says that you are poor...? You need a loan? ;) | |
| Reply by: Flynn at Sep 19, '07 14:14 | |
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Name: Tad_O`Connor Rank: Gangster Bodyguards: Extremely Well Protected Wealth: Extremely Rich Now...not so sure how why you think this won't work. But based on his stats, I'm willing to bet theres been some "Divine" intervention. Guess that means that if any of his stipulations are broke, then he will follow through with the punishments. Of course this is all speculation...so don't quote me on anything. |
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| Reply by: SecretAgent at Sep 19, '07 16:52 | |
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The thing is, all though he has probably aquired his money and bodyguards quite normally. There will always be that nigiling (SP no doubt) thought..."What if" Obviously i would have thought that should some "divine intervention" have taken place. it wouldnt have been that blindingly obvious for all to see tbfh. But who knows? |
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| Reply by: JaffaCake at Sep 19, '07 17:19 | |
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Smiles as he walks by the fine Establishment.. Your service is very valueable, but very serious and I hope people realize this when they enter into business with such as ruthless mafioso.. Coughs from the cold air and laughs.. Good luck with business Sir. |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at Sep 24, '07 15:42 | |
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"What about if you die, are we still expected to pay back loans? I certainly wouldnt. How are you going to be killing us? I doubt you gun is capable to kill everyone who defies you. And i very much doubt your CL will give you backing in some cases were wars may arise as a result of this killing. EG. Im a made man and RHM of the most powerful family on here. I borrow how ever much it is i borrow. Will your cl, want you to kill the RHM of another family, especially one more powerful than yourself. I doubt it very much. This is a good idea but fails ultimatley on the fact that you cant carry out these unpaid debts tbqfh." i am against BrianArao having his back (ubliminal tones of telling people what new accs are made on the ip) but i i would have NO PROBLEM with authing such a shot, were i his CL. or even if it was my rhm who was getting shot. if the man borrows to much money and refuses to pay back, he's not good for buissniss and has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do here. if people stop replying to said rules of the game, thei're called Rogues and just HAPPEN to be free for anyone to shoot. that said, no disrespect to you jaffacake. the question had to be asked. icze\lool |
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| Reply by: LaughingJack at Oct 02, '07 02:35 | |
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| I understand that some people think they can't be killed. I don't care who you are, If you say you will pay it back and you don't then in my books you can't be trusted ever again and I wouldn't want anyone in the same family with me if they can't be trusted. | |
| Reply by: Nibbler at Oct 06, '07 21:17 | |
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