KarenSmith wasn’t good at a lot of things. Well, to be fair, she wasn’t good at a lot of things that were actually helpful. Entering the life of crime was an idea her pimp had given her. Why did she need to make money for him when she could make money for her boss. Sure, one could argue that now her new pimp was her crew leader DoctorBoom, but she didn’t need to worry her pretty little head over such technicalities. 

Back to things Karen was good at. One…Karen trailed off as she thought to herself and realized an audience had gathered around her and she needed to speak at them because not everyone had ESPN like she did. Karen waved to the crowd frantically. Not because she was freaking out, she was just a huge ditz and enjoyed waving at people.

Hello Everyone!!!!

Karen shouted with a large smile on her face.

Thanks for coming to my first ever bestest five reasons list extraordinaire!!!

I’m not very smart or have leadership qualities, also, some of my friends are prettier than me, but I’m really fantastic at making lists. Pine makes me put together his mom’s grocery list because she just can’t read or write so good anymore. But it’s pretty dang cute that he still lives with his mommy. 

Awwwwwww.

Karen gushed at the thought of Pine’s mom cutting off the crusts on his PB&J sandwiches.

Okay! Anyway. I really like making lists!!!! Lists are so fun and fabulous darlings!!! They really bring people together.

My first list will be: 

FIVE REASONS WHY SOMEONE WONT SHARE THEIR DRUGS PRICES WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Karen shouted this out to the crowd, her lips glowing with a blasting ass smile that the statue of liberty would be jealous of.

NUMBER ONE!!!

You’re a slob and everyone fucking hates you.

I don’t feel like there’s anything else to say about that one.

Karen turned up her nose at some of the people in the crowd. She didn’t like to point fingers, but her nose liked to. 

NUMBER TWO!!!!

Drug prices give away one’s location. Should you really be giving away your location to members outside of your crew? District? City? Really think hard on this one people. I know, brains might be hurting, but I really want you to think about this one!

NUMBER THREE!!!!!

People are greedy and they don’t want you to become richer than they are. 

NUMBER FOUR!!!!!

People don’t want stalkers. People also don’t like it when randoms steal their panties. 

Karen looks at MrOwl

NUMBER FIVE!!!!

Some people are just being sarcastic when they tell you they don’t want to share drug prices with you, but then you’re being dragged into a private room in your favorite coffee shop and your friend, who can only be your friend in private, is giving you the scoop on drugs.

Karen flashed her favoritism smile again and waved goodbye to her fans.

Until next time! 

Pine heard his name being spoken about from around the corner when he was goofing off with the neighborhood kids, teaching them how to play dice or rather how to just give him all their hard earned change. He figured he annoyed the little ones enough for the day and he'd better go and find out what was going on.

When he rounded the corner, he found that KarenSmith was talking about his mother again in public, like it was something for himself to be ashamed of. Pine loved his dear old mother, he'd do anything for her, that's why when she asked him to move back in with her, he did so without question, as she needed all the help she could get in her elder years.

"Karen, please you're embarrassing me here. I ask of a favor from you and you tell the whole world about it, it's like you can't keep a secret for me!"

Pine was starting to turn pink from all the blood rushing to his face from everyone talking about his mother, so he pulled up his coat collar to attempt to cover his face somewhat, before continuing on.

"Must I keep you locked away, so you don't embarrass me further? It's bad enough, I hear you daily shouting my name their the halls of the headquarters and when I go looking for what you want, you are long gone away."

Pine shook his head and pulled his coat collar closer around his face, before wondering off down the street muttering to himself about Karen.

Saue was wondering along the boardwalk when he heard a lady shouting in the streets about drugs, Saue thinking to himself that this is not a topic you shout about in the streets.

Saue was really disappointed  he doesn't  know this lady by a bar of soap but he knows that the topic she speaks of is a topic that is sworn to the code of Omerta in our buisness he approaches the lady as she steps down from the soapbox and says "im sorry, im not here to offend but ma'am this topic is not one for the streets, talk your talk elsewhere" Saue pauses and sighs looks at the lady and continues "We as a nation as a unit all mafiosos of our society surely doesn't want no snooping FBN Agent hearing our buisness, that we all do in these streets"

Saue thanks the lady for allowing him the chance to say what was needed to say and he takes the closest alley back to the boardwalk to continue his beautiful morning thinking about what just was said he was saddened to think that mafiosos think they could just head to the streets and speak our illegal buisnesses to the public.

Karen gives Pine a wink. 

I think it's a grand amazing gesture that you are helping your dear mom out like that. Probably attracks all the ladies from miles and miles away. If it doesn't, well, then your obviously wearing the wrong nice man smelling spray.

Karen turned her attention to @Suae. She looked the man up and down in pure distaste after listening to him. She rolled her eyes and spoke.

Excuse me sir, but you obviously don't know one thing from another. Those FBN agents that are "snooping" aren't snooping to tattle on us. They are snooping to tell us the best drug price for whatever drug we want to sell. If you line the FBN agents pockets well enough, you can buy their snooping and they'll actually help you out. This is public information, not breaking Omerta. 

Saue, please tell me what is acceptable to talk about on the streets. I'd love to hear your opinion. If simply talking about drugs is breaking the rules then I'm sure Godmother Rayln's speech about why she took out a brethern district is completely breaking Omerta. Don't want those snooping FBN agents prancing off to their superior and getting us all busted. 

MURDER IN THE STREETS!!! The newspapers will read. The shock and horror the civilians will face. Some of us have obviously been doing this long enough (not you) to know what is acceptable to talk about in the streets and what is not. 

Or are you just encouraging our fine streets to be as boring as they have been? As silent as the north pole because no one lives there? As quiet as Legolas' luscious hair as it blows in the wind? As soundless as Chris_Flannery as he puts on the famous vest in the morning? Saue, should the criminal population turn to you when they haven't seen any new speeches in the streets because you're bullying the little guys (me) into not speaking, telling them they are breaking the rules (not true) and to know their place.