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The MacLeod-Schrute Debates: Bears | Started by: Dwight-Schrute on Jan 20, '10 10:31 |
Bears are very dangerous animals. They should not be taken lightly, Please feel free to add your views, or just respond to what has been discussed here. Let it be known that we have no time for beta males, or kiss asses, so those individual can keep their comments to themselves. ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- To: RebeccaMacleod |
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Reply by: Zuldazar at Jan 20, '10 10:37 | |
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You seem to possess a skill that I'd like to learn for myself, Zuldazar. I'm already an elite fighting machine, but I'm always looking for ways to increase my overall prowess. I noticed this tattoo on you: Question: Would you accept Schrute Bucks as a form of payment for your training services? |
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Reply by: Dwight-Schrute at Jan 20, '10 10:42 | |
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I put it to you Mr Schrute that any child who confuses a teddybear with a real bear may indeed be placing himself/herself into real danger, however, from a cold hearted, purely logical perspective; such is the underlying basis of natural selection. |
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Reply by: Fredio at Jan 20, '10 11:46 | |
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GaryBusey saw a bear playing baseball with a unicorn once. It was after one of Tom Sizemore's parties. |
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Reply by: GaryBusey at Jan 20, '10 11:47 | |
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My arch-nemesis Jay Cutler plays for the Bears. |
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Reply by: PhilipRivers at Jan 20, '10 12:05 | |
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BloodyFaster looks astonished to Mr Rivers |
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Reply by: BloodyFaster at Jan 20, '10 13:44 | |
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My best friend is a BearSnakeLimaANTEATER. He's a nice bloke, almost always misunderstood though. Maybe the bear side isn't dominant, but I believe strongly that the personality of the bear is key to whether I like them or not. I do not discriminate based on species! He does attack me if I get too close though |
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Reply by: TigerLionEagleSHARK at Jan 20, '10 17:55 | |
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My Father wasn't dangerous at all, and was loved and respected by many, and only feared and hated by one. |
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Reply by: Blagger at Jan 20, '10 19:41 | |
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To be honest I am the best Bear The is no question at all |
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Reply by: Grizzly at Jan 20, '10 21:31 | |
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Well that's debatable, Grizzly. The black bear is quite a formidable opponent. Have you ever personally fought a Black Bear, Grizzly? I would like to hear this tale, if so. |
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Reply by: Dwight-Schrute at Jan 21, '10 12:51 | |
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Any Alpha male worth his salt knows that a grizzly bear would dominate a black bear. Return to your beet farm sir. |
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Reply by: Falcon at Jan 21, '10 13:14 | |
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Fair enough, Falcon. But what about the Polar Bear? Furthermore, I believe you'd stand no chance against the dominant male turkey during mating season. There is nothing you can do to stop that bird from having his way when he's mid-coitus. Fact. |
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Reply by: Dwight-Schrute at Jan 21, '10 13:21 | |
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Dwight, I'm putting my cash on the grizzly bear. He is the most dominate animal alive today. As for your turkey fetish, I'm scared by it. |
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Reply by: Falcon at Jan 21, '10 13:26 | |
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Prove it, Falcon. Also, you clearly strike me as a man who underestimates the power of the dominant male turkey during mating season. I had a friend like you once, he was smug, attractive, and fairly certain that he could outsmart that bird. Upon coming in contact with one, he turned his back and was ambushed, then immediately was taken to the ground. This onslaught of pecking and clawing went on for approximately 3 minutes. After all was said and done, his face was unrecognizable, and he had defecated in his pants. He hasn't been the same since. Women just don't like men who can't control their bowels, Falcon. You should take note of that, so you don't suffer the same fate. |
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Reply by: Dwight-Schrute at Jan 21, '10 13:34 | |
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Dwight I'm ready to unleash a grizzly bear on you and your beloved turkey. Then it shall be you who is suffering bowel control! |
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Reply by: Falcon at Jan 21, '10 13:48 | |
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I am a purple belt, Falcon. I can assure you that if facing these animals head on, I have the skills necessary to elude their attacks and escape this potentially fatal situation. Again, this is why you should never turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, and the dominant male turkey during mating season. |
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Reply by: Dwight-Schrute at Jan 21, '10 13:52 | |
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Im curious as to what would happen if a female turkey where to distract this dominate male turkey. Please, Purple Belt, inform the masses about this important issue. |
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Reply by: Falcon at Jan 21, '10 17:17 | |
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Reply by: Zuldazar at Jan 21, '10 17:32 | |
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